>>332514What the dang-diddly did you just chirp about me, you little silly willy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in home economics, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret huggie-wuggies on the baby snickerdoodles, and I have over 300 confirmed snuggles. I am trained in cupcake warfare and I’m the top mommy in the entire PTA. You are nothing to me but just another cuddle. I will squeeze the love out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words cutie pie. You think you can get away with saying that boo-boo doo-doo to me over the Internet? Think again, sugar plum. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mommies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the hugging, sweetie. The hugs that wipes out the dinky little thing you call your angrybutts. You’re super loved, pumpkin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can squeeze you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed cuddles, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Paula Deen Cookbook and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your grumble-tummies off the face of the continent, you little monkeybutt. If only you could have known what warm cuddlies your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your cold prickley. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you munchkin. I will pour kisses all over you and you will drown in it. You’re super loved, kiddo.
