>>33904So..........
*audience titters*
You'll never guess who was in the news this week
*cacophony from the audience*
That's right...
*people are falling out of their seats, some rolling onto the stage and passing out*
Donald
*The laughter is deafening, the audio on the broadcast is clipping*
J
*about half the audience scream and die of heart attacks*
Trump
*A wave of laughter rips through the studio, smashing every piece of glass in a one mile radius, the curtains tear, and a horse runs across the stage*
Or should I say-
*The laughter causes a localized earthquake, the building is collapsing*
DRUMBLD DROMPFP
*The building explodes, the shockwave taking out half of New York and creating a tidal wave that floods the entire eastern seaboard*
