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>in the year 2020, a massive military coupe happened within the United states. Now there are mutants roaming the earth, the US is lawless outside of the cities, and everything is slowly going to shit >8 months later, a delusional and power-hungry mutant by the name of foyle was killed apparently by yet another mutant. His corpse was surrounded by razorblades of unknown make and origin, and he had been slashed to death by said razors. After his death, he had released the areas he controlled, plunging the US further into Anarchy. >You are a bunch of mutants who lived in Foyle's territory, and are now being tracked down by the government
Scooter
Bnonymous
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>>3332016 > Now there are mutants roaming the earth, the US is lawless outside of the cities, and everything is slowly going to shit So just like it is now?
Dan Quake
>>3332016 the power to control be extremely smart, charming, and good looking.
Super Turbo Giga Nuke Man
Super Turbo Giga Nuke Man ID:uChQ/eeq Thu 14 Dec 2017 23:38:40 No. 3332047 Report Power: He can summon nukes at will. The size of the nuke is based on his anger. (More angry = Bigger nuke)
Doon Kog
>>3332016 Ability: Shooting bolts of lightning from my hands
Scooter
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>>3332034 Ability is to make everyone who listens to my shit kill themselves
Anonymous
>>3332034 >43 >You wake up and acknowledge that you like it loud, thus you tell Maria about it >>3332041 >14 >A band of niggers break into your house and start stealing your Rick and Morty dvds >>3332047 >74 >You hear some niggers break into the house next to you >>3332049 >94 >You wake up in a house entirely filled with guns n shieet Doon Kog
>>3332075 >I ignore the guns because my liberal cuck dad told me guns are bad >Instead I watch rick and morty alone in my room Scooter
>>3332075 >Get my mic and start singing ''MARIA BELIEVE ME I LIKE IT LOUD''
''MARIA BELIEVE ME I LIKE IT LOUD''
''MARIA BELIEVE ME I LIKE IT LOUD''
''MY RADIO BELIEVES ME I LIKE IT LOUD''
>Find dan quake by singing Super Turbo Giga Nuke Man
Super Turbo Giga Nuke Man ID:uChQ/eeq Thu 14 Dec 2017 23:43:47 No. 3332108 Report >>3332075 >Go see who they are >Nuke them the second I see them >If I don't see them, just nuke the nearest living thing Noobske
>>3332075 the power to clone myself, and if i die, then my clone just takes over
Anonymous
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>>3332093 DOOP DOOP DOOP DA DA DOOP DOOP DOOP
Scooter
Noobske
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>>3332125 you're gay and faggot
Anonymous
>>3332091 >19 >Your dvd player catches fire right as the pickle rick scene happens >>3332093 >39 >A random nigger grabs your mic and breaks it and starts yelling at you in baboon >>3332108 >80 >you nuke the niggers and then get half of the maximum yearly dose of gamma radiation in 1 microsecond, taking out most of your bone marrow and giving you skin cancer >>3332120 ok
Noobske
>>3332130 i check where i am at the moment and my surroundings.
Super Turbo Giga Nuke Man
Super Turbo Giga Nuke Man ID:uChQ/eeq Thu 14 Dec 2017 23:47:55 No. 3332144 Report >>3332130 >Turn my skin into nukes >Nuke the world Doon Kog
>>3332130 >I start screaming like an autist and throw random shit at the cd player in a fit of rage Scooter
>>3332130 >Explode him with my eyes >Get my mic back ''I WAS BORN HARDCORE''
''THROUGH AND PROUD''
''DJ'S PLAY THE RECORD''
''PLAY THE RECORD OUT LOUD''
Anonymous
>>3332131 >13 >you're being screamed at by niggers who are waving uzis at you >>3332144 >dubs >you do a SUPAH JUMP and then land in Chicago, then every cell in your body turns into nukes and it blows the entire state sky high, you're dead though >>3332149 >94 >you throw a gun at it, it fixes it but it now exclusively plays pro-gun radio even if you turn it off >>3332156 >65 >people just put their fingers in their ears Doon Kog
>>3332171 >I scream even louder this time Noobske
>>3332171 i count how many niggers there are, and triple that number. then run at them and kill them.
Scooter
>>3332171 >Explode the universe with these dubs Bob
Power: He can shoot lightning out of his eyes.>Wake up
Anonymous
>>3332180 >08 >your vocal cords wear out, so you just sound raspy >>3332184 >48 >You're american, thus you get shot by the niggers before you can clone yourself. They start looting and shooting your shit >>3332188 >dubs >you get shot in the head by a nigger, but an alternate universe version of you blew up the entire universe with shitty singing >>3332189 >98 >you're in the same house as Doon Kog, you're sleeping in a bed made of guns. Bob
>>3332206 >Pick up a gun >Go to Doon Kog >>3332180 "Ayy, what you doing?"
Noobske
>>3332206 i make several clones while they are looting me, then make them run away in different directions.
Doon Kog
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>>3332206 >I grab a bunch of guns and find the nearest mcdonalds and ask for the schzechswan sauce Anonymous
>>3332016 >mutant ability: can cause all liquids or meltable solids in a 2 meter radius to heat up to a melting, boiling, and burning point >wake up Bomberman
>>3332206 >Can build nukes in backyard and people compliment him on his looks Action
>Nuke the whole universe Doon Kog
>>3332211 oh shit nigga wattap gonna get some rick and morty sauce
Bob
>>3332234 "Fuck yeah, boooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
>>3332206 >Go with this nigga Anonymous
>>3332211 >dubs >you pick up a backpack full of guns that was your pillow and go with doon kog to mcdonalds for szechuan sauce >>3332212 >21 >you try to make clones but you only bleed >>3332215 >51 >you're in a cell for being an incredibly dangerous mutant >>3332223 >huge palindrome >a nigger punches you and you fall down into knives and then some people throw lit matches and scorpions on you while girls laugh condescendingly at you and some niggas rap over you getting stabbed and burnt then you get dragged out of the knives and then you're thrown into rape prison where your anus is torn to bits by a 20 inch BBC and then you get shot by another nigger and then you're thrown into the arctic ocean and then you're beaten up by sharks and then a giant squid rapes you and you're thrown into a sauna where 20 polar bears orally rape you with barbed wire with acid on them and then the arumes come and put you in a feminization gas chamber and then Frank Foyle comes back to life and electrocutes you and then the winged hussars arrived and then you get shot by the arumes and they rape you with horse dildos and then you get shoved into a train to auschwitz and then you get gassed and then the god emperor of mankind gives you the middle finger and turns you inside out and then outside in and throws you across the continent and then you fall in a pit of spikes and then the vietcong shoots you and then you get called nonwhite by a million Amerimutts who are 56% white and then you throw up and then you get a cold and then somebody eats your finger and then you get thrown into Africa where they cut your dick off and then you teleport into a bath of AIDS and ebola and then you get punched by Hitler and then you get kneed in the dick by Corporal Frog and then Khorne beats you up and steals your lunch money and then Slaanesh rapes you with a 500 inch megadong and then Nurgle gives you every disease and then Tzeentch turns your arms into prehesile penises and then you get a bad cough. Anonymous
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>>3332244 >dubs >you go with him successfully and get tasty szechuan sauce Anonymous
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>>3332332 hmmm
i guess i was imprisoned by the government
>wew what a great start check my surroundings
Bomberman
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>>3332332 >Look at everyone who hurt me >Explode them just by looking at them >Heal myself with rubbing alcohol Doon Kog
>>3332332 >I point a gun in the cashier's face and hold a bag out in front of the counter >I demand they put the sauce in the bag and say that no one will be hurt if they comply Noobske
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>>3332332 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
clone myself again
Bob
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>>3332332 >>3332374 >Take off my trousers >Then follow what Doon Kog is doing Anonymous
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>mfw the thread is already dead
