I had a thought and me and some other friends came up with this brilliant idea to prank the chairmen of the fcc. Now I know this is random and weird. Especially since this is the first time I've ever touched 4chan. But I've heard of this site pulling off some amazing pranks.

The idea is that we gather rotten food and or pie crusts filled with that rotten food and make a run by ajit pai and pelt him with pies of this said rotten food. There are a number of ways we could do this.

1. Wait till he gets out of his car at the fcc headquarters and slam him with a pie. The person has to be fast at a getaway and the face has to be Coverd.

2. Wait for him to be in a public place maybe at a shop or some kind of fast food joint. Wait till he walks out and then slam him with rotten tomatos.

3. Gather in a massive group at the dead of night and pelt his entire house with food. Writing "do you like pai?" On his front door in either spray paint or something that's going to be hard to wash off.

4. Replace the air in his car tires with expanding foam.

5. Randomly slap his car windshield to startle him as you walk by him. Nothing else.

6. Put a potato in his muffler.

7. Fill his car full of fidiet spinners and foam. Or just fidget spinners.

8. Jack the wheels on his car and leave it on cinder blocks.

9. This one would take balls but. Sucker punch him in the face. Break his nose. And flee without compromising your identity.


10. Or just shoot him wirh as many super soakers's filled with ghost pepper extract.


Do not harm his wife or kids. They are not involved in this internet fude. They are simply bystanders.