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Anonymous ID:u3OJTog5 Fri 15 Dec 2017 06:54:28 No.3335973 View View Reply Original Report

>be me
>be 20
>walking to store
>news reporter comes up to me, mic in hand
>playitcool.jpg
>"Hello sir, what are you doing this fine morning?"
>decide i need to answer with something cool
>say that i'm backpacking across the country from Maine to Arizona
>mfw i was in illinois
>mfw they actually interview me about it
>icantjustnotdoitnow.bmp
>my entire family heard about it
>mfw

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Anonymous ID:UIHpJnhz Fri 15 Dec 2017 07:20:36 No.3336095 Report

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>>3335973
You should not lie if you are bad at lieing. Maybe the pain of embarrassment will teach you a lesson

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Anonymous ID:1pnt8ZHS Fri 15 Dec 2017 07:32:26 No.3336171 Report

Quoted By: >>3336771 >>3337399

>>3335973
>>3335973
I'd pay to see the interview
As Shaganon said, no lie ifyou are no good at lie.
Here's mine
>be me
>4th grader
>a bit overweight, only have three true freinds
>one is an autistic white kid like myself who came off as a little slow looking back
>then again I wasn't much better because my aspergers creeped out often, I loved roleplaying on flash game sites
>few years earlier in kindergarten I noticed that if you rubbed your "wee wee" it felt good
>I didn't know what it actually was, and I thought I was an innovator and that no one knew
>Go to PE class
>Sit WAAAYYY at the end because I hadl iterally no friends in the class besides him and I think the Coach noticed we were fucking retarded in some way
>I actually layed down a lot in the feet area in the bleachers, coach was a /cool guy/ but old white guy, probably in his 60s
>Laying down
>I don't remember why, maybe it was free time, but I decide I want to test my knew invention
>Unzip jeans and go to town
>"MATT WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
>I don't know why but I sensed something was wrong and my hands flew out of my pants at speeds that will go over the typical viewers head
>Some people saw it but not too many
>They laugh
>The same coach did the PE from 4th to 7th grade before I switched then came back
>mfw every year after finding out what it was (5th-7th) a feeling of sheer embarassemnt came oer me

I also sucked a pacifier until I was five and walked into school with it, forgetting to leave it in my moms car, and ran out crying after I got caught.

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Anonymous ID:fhHbm8Bf Fri 15 Dec 2017 08:51:13 No.3336662 Report

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bumb

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Anonymous ID:Sramug+p Fri 15 Dec 2017 08:56:14 No.3336685 Report

Quoted By: >>3336757

Smoked pot. Apparently I fucking love getting wasted and I'm pretty sure it will kill me eventually

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Anonymous ID:mPUzpiV+ Fri 15 Dec 2017 09:08:46 No.3336757 Report

Quoted By: >>3336781

>>3336685
>sweden

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Anonymous ID:cSIU2zsk Fri 15 Dec 2017 09:10:02 No.3336771 Report

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>>3336171
really makes the cringe stuff I did easier to think about

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Anonymous ID:Sramug+p Fri 15 Dec 2017 09:10:43 No.3336781 Report

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>>3336757
What are you implying?
>>3336771
Share with us

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Anonymous ID:BkNO6W+U Fri 15 Dec 2017 11:06:16 No.3337399 Report

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>>3336171
not stupid stuff ive done but i always have this reoccuring dream that im jacking it super hard in public and people keep coming upto me like "wtf mate" and i have to stop masterbating until they go away but as soon as they go away im right back at it like a jack rabbit.

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