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Alright, bant, here’s a story I thought I’d share before Pajeet poos on the designated shitting net.
>be me
>have 2 male roommates of the homosexual persuasion
>named sky and Jerry
>both the scrawny blond type. Both have boyfriends, but can definitely sense some sexual tension between the two
>everything goes great at first. We have the same interests, play the same vidya, etc
>a favorite of ours is the elder scrolls series.
>one day, jerrry gets the bright idea to go to comic con together, just the three of us.
>decide to cosplay as elder scrolls characters
>me as pic related, Jerry as sheogorath, sky as grey fox
>trip takes six hours
>no rest stops, cause we want to get there early
>first thing I do when we get there is run straight to the bathroom, assuming Jerry and sky were under the same affliction and were close behind me
>release 6+ hours of pent up piss
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>when I get out of the restroom realize the fags are nowhere to be found.
>uhoh.png
>spend the rest of the day trying to find them
>whole day of plans is completely ruined
>eventually get tired and go to our hotel room.
>walk in and see them going at it like rabbits in heat
>MYEYES.gif
>after a few seconds of awkward silence, I walk up to sky without a word and start to eat his ass.
>Jerry shouts, “ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” his face a mixture of confusion and arousal
>look him dead in the yes and sout at him in the angriest voice I could muster
>”SKY’S RIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!”
>be me
>have 2 male roommates of the homosexual persuasion
>named sky and Jerry
>both the scrawny blond type. Both have boyfriends, but can definitely sense some sexual tension between the two
>everything goes great at first. We have the same interests, play the same vidya, etc
>a favorite of ours is the elder scrolls series.
>one day, jerrry gets the bright idea to go to comic con together, just the three of us.
>decide to cosplay as elder scrolls characters
>me as pic related, Jerry as sheogorath, sky as grey fox
>trip takes six hours
>no rest stops, cause we want to get there early
>first thing I do when we get there is run straight to the bathroom, assuming Jerry and sky were under the same affliction and were close behind me
>release 6+ hours of pent up piss
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>when I get out of the restroom realize the fags are nowhere to be found.
>uhoh.png
>spend the rest of the day trying to find them
>whole day of plans is completely ruined
>eventually get tired and go to our hotel room.
>walk in and see them going at it like rabbits in heat
>MYEYES.gif
>after a few seconds of awkward silence, I walk up to sky without a word and start to eat his ass.
>Jerry shouts, “ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” his face a mixture of confusion and arousal
>look him dead in the yes and sout at him in the angriest voice I could muster
>”SKY’S RIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!”
