This thread is for people that are not burdened by loads of space to roam and get shot.

>be British
>live in rural area
>population density 1,500 per sq. m
>can constantly hear people fucking
>can see into multiple people's gardens from my window
>people can watch me masturbate through my window
>can always hear people, every second of the day
>doggo never gets lonely because he can always hear a dog barking, 24/7
>can always smell neighbours food. I love curry!
>can smell tobacco or weed burning wherever I am
>detached houses cost 1m just because they are detached
>share two walls in my house with neighbours

Give me one good reason, just one! That I would want "space" and "freedom" and "alone time" you cosylet faggots. Cosychads ONLY in this thread.