>>3346949I literally came here to make this joke, fuck you.
>Lets tell scary stories insteadUhm, this one take I made a really mean holocaust joke (which I regret a lot) and I forgot to say 'JUST KIDDING' at the end of the joke.
Anyway a few hours later I was trying to sleep when I heard a weird creaking noise.
I looked up and Angela Merkel's head was snaking through my window and directly above my head, looking right into my eyes!
I screamed and cried until she retracted her head, and the next day I had to go to our local government-sponsored synagogue to donate my last months work of wages.
>>3347402*passes you a Hofbräu Original*
