>>3347638That is the story. It was with a coworker in the backseat of my car down some cornfield access road in the middle of the night. It lasted literally no longer than 30 seconds before I made a weird high-pitched noise that I had never made before, nor since, in my life and farted a bunch as I busted all over her stomach. This was like 15 years ago but all I really remember after that was her saying, "oh," and then a very awkward car ride home. She still seemed interested in me afterwards, but I wasn't having any of that. So I framed her for stealing the money that I myself had actually been stealing from work and that was that. Simpler times.
