Ducks. Glorious ducks
Only ducks can perceive reality.
An ability only matched with eggs and weebs.
If a duck comes to your door you better give it bread or it will haunt your cat/dog.
If a duck dies a nuclear bomb gets launched for respect.
60 Japanese people kill themselves after a duck is born
when the duck matures 60 Japanese ladies become fertile.
When all of the ducks die so will japan.