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Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land. Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this. Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist.
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>>3368726 Ha! I always knew it wasn't actually full
Pinyaps
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Anonymous
>>3368726 shut the fuck up you retarded fuckin mutt
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>>3368726 >The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions Anonymous
>>3368726 Oh honey we exist all right. Fly over some time I'll invite you over and give you the best oral sex you have ever had. I'm gay for foreign holes
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>>3368726 You're a fucking idiot. Explain kangaroos.
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>>3368733 An autistic kid tried to draw a horse and it became the definitive symbol of """Australia."""
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>>3368726 i've been to australia, and I've traveled from sout to north on my own.
its real, fuck off
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>>3368732 >give you the best oral sex >gay for foreign holes Well, which is it?
Primarch Angelos
>>3368726 i've been there you moron
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>>3368739 Oy vey, the CIA is active today.
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massive if real
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>>3368726 And today on pol/... Australia is not real!
I know why people believe the holocaust denial stuff now
Anonymous
>>3368726 Can confirm that Aussieland is actually antatica. The south is hot as we are closer to hell. There is no south poll of ice just a burning fire
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>>3368742 You've not truly taken the redpill if you believe in """Australia."""
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>>3368743 Antarctica** can confirm as Aussie drunk dude
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>>3368726 >Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas if only i was
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t. shlomo "flat-earth" noseberg
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>>3368748 No government subversion will work, Jebediah.
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>>3368739 I bet you really believe that the shocking truth is that everybody attempting to visit australia is narcotized and abducted to a place in Indonesia. Fake people and fake villages there. Like in the Truman show nothing there is real and everyone is an actor or robot.
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>>3368726 The Western part of Australia have kinda the same shape as the southern part of Norway. Never noticed that before.
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>>3368751 It's all unravelling, "australians."
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>>3368734 Explain how I've been there twice on ships and seen kangaroos with my eyeballs. Explain how this hoax was organized so that independent sailors end up there. Explain where the cities actually are that people think are in Australia and why no one wandering around the south Pacific has stumbled on these places that are suppose to be somewhere else.
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>>3368751 if only then it wouldn't be so fking hot
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>>3368726 This is also why you have to turn your phone off, they don’t want you to see when they change your GPS
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>>3368753 >He actually thinks he was there and wasn't on a psychedelic trip Anonymous
>>3368726 if that is true where did those californians got the eucalipt that burned them?
is it a conspiracy to set fire to callifornia?
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>>3368757 The British crossed south America to deliver the trees from GUINEA.
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>>3368745 It is no surprise that the news pundits cant come up with any widespread influence this land of Oz has other than KANGAROOS AN SHEEIT.
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>>3368756 I'm fully aware of all my chemical inputs during both forays into that God forsaken continent.
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>>3368726 This is so dumb. I can't believe that you actually believe this.
What about Aborigines?
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Can this be a thing? Please? Like the next flat Earth?
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>>3368763 >Implying that it isn't true Anonymous
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>>3368738 He'll suck your dick but you're getting it in the ass
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>>3368765 >believes in Santa >Australia not real quality shit post
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slide thread, sage and report
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I always wanted to be a CIA nigger
Anonymous
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>>3368769 The truth is no shitpost.
Anonymous
>>3368726 >Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas plausible
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>>3368773 Take the redpill, leaf.
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>>3368726 Well that's reassuring, I thought I had to exist for a few decades there.
Anonymous
Whats next? Africa is actually just a tiny isle and native africans are clones
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>>3368776 It could be true.
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>>3368726 OP is either on something or needs to be on something
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>>3368776 >>3368778 they all look relatively the same 3-4 variation are distinguishable
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>>3368779 take the red pill australia is not real
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My God abos really are genetically engineered gorilla-humans. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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>>3368740 Cuz Bill Priestap?
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>>3368779 I will not be put on any zogerol.
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>>3368726 There has to be a special island where the ultimate shitposting can emerge in isolation.
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>>3368785 It's located off the coast of Finland.
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>>3368785 actualy the australian shitposter are the next version of tay ai
instead of 1 person a whole country ai
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I've flown over where australia should be (according to maps) and can confirm there's nothing there. Think about it, their 'culture' is just English, but ruder. Wouldn't take a couple of behavioural scientists that long to mock up a 'dialect' and 'mannerisms'
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>>3368726 This sounds like something an Australian would write,
>US immigration really needs to clamp down on kangaroo punching cunts Anonymous
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>tfw Austria and Australia
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Simulation Theory, OP is spot on. Sing it with me /pol/ : "Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream".
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>>3368726 >Shitposting the Australians to near suicide I think America just became King of /pol/
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I wonder (((what))) faggot moved this thread.
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>>3368790 I have also flown over """""""""australia"""""""""
it's very blue and watery for such a large landmass
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>>3368887 How did you get past the RAF monitoring positions?