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Anonymous ID:Ysf5rRkm Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:01:22 No.3371495 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3372936

>be australian
>get attacked by a spider

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Anonymous ID:ZwJdLwjb Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:02:19 No.3371500 Report

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>Australia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wVXNRvYr Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:02:48 No.3371503 Report

Quoted By: >>3371516

Shit banter. Now you've opened the gates of banter hell yet again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AKWUQFIF Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:04:29 No.3371516 Report

Quoted By: >>3371568

>>3371503
>be in saudi arabia
>get executed

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Anonymous ID:Ysf5rRkm Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:07:09 No.3371538 Report

Quoted By: >>3373668 >>3373673

>be australian
>get attacked by a spider
>die
>be reincarnated as american
>become so fat the floor crumbles and you fall straight through the earth and end up in australia again
>get attacked by a spider

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Anonymous ID:wVXNRvYr Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:09:50 No.3371568 Report

Quoted By: >>3371584 >>3371624

>>3371516
Okay, here goes.
>be american
>have a drink on a business trip in a hotel room
>5 crazy policemen pointing automatic rifles at you because of a false report
>captain shouts at you to do 50 jumping jacks while blindfolded and having your right hand on your left knee while reciting the national anthem backward in 30 seconds
>get shot because he didn't say simon says

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Anonymous ID:objkgWwZ Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:11:09 No.3371584 Report

Quoted By: >>3371604

>>3371568
>Texas

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Anonymous ID:wVXNRvYr Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:12:47 No.3371604 Report

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>>3371584
run

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AKWUQFIF Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:14:09 No.3371624 Report

Quoted By: >>3371681 >>3371710

>>3371568
>be in saudi arabia
>gay fagget
>get stoned to death
>get fucked by america in WW3
>die again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wVXNRvYr Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:19:32 No.3371681 Report

Quoted By: >>3371706

>>3371624
>be in burgerland
>get butthurt at some squiggles and sword on
malaysian skifishing forum
>try to banter
>"Sorry, your Comcast data plan only allows you to make on post on 4chan.org per day. Would you like to add the $19.99/mo memeing package to your bill?"
>can't afford it because already sold everything to affording paying taxes because of the new GOP tax plan
>get shot by the ISP
>tip ISP with a moldy mcnugget that was stuck between your fat buttcheeks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AKWUQFIF Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:22:21 No.3371706 Report

Quoted By: >>3371770

>>3371681
>be saudi arab faggot
>get bombed by russia
>get bombed by USA next day
>join ISIS because desperate for food
>get shot and bombed
>die

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Anonymous ID:cxplGuM9 Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:22:46 No.3371710 Report

Quoted By: >>3371735 >>3371770

>>3371624
He's an american you silly shit.

Oh wait, I'm surprised by american friendly fire.

Carry on.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AKWUQFIF Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:25:02 No.3371735 Report

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>>3371710
>be british
>lose to the americans
>ally with them out of fear
>get bombed by germany
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wVXNRvYr Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:28:36 No.3371770 Report

Quoted By: >>3371889

>>3371710
oh come on, why ruin the fun I'm having with this butthurt autist?

>>3371706
>be burgerfaggot
>go to school
>get shot
>go to walmart
>get shot
>go to mcdonalds
>get shot
>go a concert
>get shot
>go to the post office
>get shot
>stay at home out of paranoia and because your insurance no longer covers you
>get invaded by a burglar
>fail to fit fat sausage fingers into the shotgun's trigger guard
>get shot by burglar
>tip burglar and clap for him as you bleed to death

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Anonymous ID:AKWUQFIF Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:38:51 No.3371889 Report

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>>3371770
>be sandfaggot
>go to school
>get executed
>go to walmart
>get executed
>go to mcdonalds
>get executed
>go a concert
>get executed
>go to the post office
>get executed
>stay at home out of paranoia and because your insurance no longer covers you
>get invaded by a burglar
>fail to fit fat sausage fingers into the shotgun's tigger guard
>get executed by burglar
>tip burglar and clap for him as you bleed to death
>get executed

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Anonymous ID:4v+nkTsz Sun 17 Dec 2017 22:40:36 No.3372936 Report

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>>3371495
Be bulgarian, starve to death.

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Anonymous ID:Smnah0Ub Sun 17 Dec 2017 22:57:17 No.3373107 Report

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>be British
>get trucked

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Anonymous ID:RDQl8CVI Sun 17 Dec 2017 23:32:58 No.3373668 Report

Quoted By:

>>3371538
KEK

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Anonymous ID:trVDETfl Sun 17 Dec 2017 23:34:17 No.3373673 Report

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>>3371538
This is actually funny

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