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three dwarfs wanted to get wasted, but had no cash
they heard there was a guiness record festival nearby, paying 50$ for everyone who breaks a record and decided to join for some easy money
one of the dwarves said
"I have the smallest hands ever, i'll go in and win 50$"
he comes out smiling, with a diploma and 50$
the second one says:
"I have the smallest legs ever, i'll go in and win 50$"
he comes out smiling, with a diploma and 50$
the third one says:
"I have the smallest dick ever, i'll go in and win 50$"
he comes out angry and with no money and says:
"who the fuck is this mutt guy?"
