Why have you not done gay stuff yet?

This is something every normal well-adjusted boy goes through! What the hell is your problem? No wonder you're having such a hard time with the opposite sex, you don't even know how to handle your own.

What's the matter? Too ugly to be gay? Are you an ugly kid in a gang of ugly friends? Get your shit together Anon, get your skin clean, get lean, get hot and stylish.

Nobody who is in a gang of pretty boys have ever been scared of having a little gay snuggle. It is the most normal thing in the world. It isn't even gay, it is a free ticket to gay paradise. Smooth skin, soft bodies, it is delicious.

Have gay sex and the girls will come later by themselves.