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Anonymous ID:hey/gL5e Mon 18 Dec 2017 07:13:31 No.3377360 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

Quoted By: >>3377366 >>3377368 >>3377397 >>3377399 >>3377595 >>3377607 >>3377650 >>3377689

>be me in criminology class
>we're learning how to break free from a criminal who has taken us hostage
>teacher tells us to get a partner and act this out
>it has to be boy and girl
>I partner with this random girl
>the teacher tells all the boys to use elmers glue and glue our dicks, representing the hostage, to the girl's bare foot, representing the criminal, and break free
>i glue my dick to my partner's foot
>everyone breaks free easily, but i'm struggling
>everyone is staring
>a student reveals that be replaced the elmers glue i used with industrial glue as a prank
>we have to order a solvent from russia, which takes 3 weeks to arrive
>mfw my dick is stuck to this girl's sweaty and smelly bare foot, with my dick getting stomped on with every step she takes
>solvent finally arrives
>we use it
>the same person who replaced the glue reveals that he replaced the solvent with a special military glue strengthener as a prank
>to this day, i never got my dick unstuck from this girl's foot