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Anonymous ID:o/BZZ+qg Tue 19 Dec 2017 00:28:16 No.3386090 View View Reply Original Report

>Be me
>Senior taking manufacturing class with a HARD ASS
>Have a bro in the class
>Have an autist in the class
>Call him Chuck
>Chuck is an autistic kid that believe the whole world revolves around and is super fucking blind
>He’s so blind that he has to physically put any and all papers, computer screens, and objects an inch away from his face at all times
>It’s the day after the news Star Wars movie and I want to ask Bro (who saw it opening day) what he thought of the movie
>“Hey Bro, have you seen the new Star Wars movie?”
>“Yeah Anon, it was okay let me tell you about it”
>Bro walks over to my desk across the room and proceeds to tell me about the movie and his thoughts on it without spoiling the movie
>Autistic Fuck 14 feet back begins screeching “DON’T TALK ABOUT STAR WARS”
>idea.png

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Anonymous ID:o/BZZ+qg Tue 19 Dec 2017 00:29:23 No.3386099 Report

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Cont.
>Bro leaves to his desk that happens to be next to Chuck and passes Hard Ass, our teacher
> >Class begins to start
>Hard ass can’t stand the autist and constantly shits on him
>Signal to bro using complex symbols to start talking about it to me across the room
.>“Hey Anon, I loved it how in the movie there is a soundtrack that reminds me of The New Hope”
>Chuck begins to howl a mighty roar “Bro, Anon, QUIT TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS, IM WATCHING IT TONIGHT AND I DON’T WONT ANY SPOILERS” interrupting the class and getting the attention of the Hard Ass
>Hard Ass is Gun Toting, God Fearing, Business Owning American, who has a bone to pick with anyone who blames disabilities for doing anything wrong
>Hard Ass Speaks “CHUCK WHY IN THE LIVING HELL ARE YOU INTERUPTING MY CLASS, HUH…I KNOW YOU CANT USE YOUR EYES BUT YOUR EARS ARE FINE, AND IM SURE YOUR EARS HAVE INTESIFIED ENOUGH TO HOW LOUD YOU ARE BEING RIGHT NOW CHUCK.”
>Chuck begins to look at Hard Ass and tries to use the “BLIND CARD” and begins to speak
>“Hard Ass, I know they are talking about Star Wars and im assuming they are going to spoil it for the rest of my class and myself’
>Hard Ass without missing a step “Well Chuck when you assume, it makes an Ass out of you in me”
>Chuck begins to say that we are bullying him
>Hard Ass: “Well looks like we have a special snowflake in the class, ooo is it too hot in here are you gonna melt” he then proceeds to reach for his hip and cries in a defeated tone “Damn, im in school looks like Mr. Glock isn’t going to have the chance to meet you.”
>MFW the Teacher threatens the Student with a Gun
>Chuck begins to scream “Your Threatening me that’s bullying”

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Anonymous ID:85Q5rvDu Tue 19 Dec 2017 00:30:00 No.3386111 Report

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>>3386090
go on....

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Anonymous ID:o/BZZ+qg Tue 19 Dec 2017 00:30:08 No.3386112 Report

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Cont.
>Teacher: “Well Chuck, the class didn’t hear me say anything and its 23 to 1 so just shut up and grow a pair”
>My sides.exe not found
>Decide to up the ante and proceed to throw out random ideas that aren’t true
>Do this for 2 min and then I proceed to make a wild assumption that turns out to be true
>Oops
>Bro and myself then proceed to spoil the entire movie from beginning to end
>Chuck ends up near tears and screeches “I HATE YOU’ and shuts up for the entire class period
>Mission Accomplished

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Anonymous ID:roN2t0Wd Tue 19 Dec 2017 00:33:42 No.3386146 Report

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epic

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Anonymous ID:KKucpSRU Tue 19 Dec 2017 00:33:47 No.3386148 Report

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fantastic story anon 11/10 would fugg

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Anonymous ID:o/BZZ+qg Tue 19 Dec 2017 00:35:03 No.3386161 Report

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i have another if you peeps want More

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Anonymous ID:KKucpSRU Tue 19 Dec 2017 00:40:14 No.3386206 Report

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>>3386161
dewit feg

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Anonymous ID:o/BZZ+qg Tue 19 Dec 2017 00:51:34 No.3386328 Report

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Preface: In Hard Asses Classes he has this little pet project of his where he tries to raise money for Water for life project, it’s a neat little nonprofit that was started by a friend of his. This project tries to raise $4500 dollars to build a well that lasts 50 years and helps Areas affected by water borne Illnesses and natural disasters and is where the cash in this story will be going too

>Be Me
> In Advanced manufacturing class with the Hard Ass
> Kokujin starts talking about his Weight and how he is 6ft 5th 228lbs
>Hard ass begins to say that he ways 215lbs and black Man calls bull shit
>Black man says that his scale is wrong and needs to be recalibrated cause he looks too damn big to way that weigh that much
>Holyshit.png
>Black man says if teacher weighs over 220 lbs the HardAsss will give him a pizza, but if Koku-Jin is wrong he will pay $20 if Hard Ass weighs under 220
> Hard Ass Then adds the clause that every pound teacher is under 220, black man needs to add an extra $5
> Teacher says that in class we will weigh in on a State Standard Weight Scale used for wrestles
>LETSGETREADYTORUMBLE.GIF
> Day of the bout
> In This Corner 228-pound koku-jin vs HARD ASS of Unknown Weight and 55ish years old
> Teacher runs into the class “ARE YOU READY TO LOSE SOME CASH FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR HUGE MOUTH”
>Black Man looks Freighted and says to me “I only have 15 bucks”
> OHFUCK.png
>HES A DEAD MAN IF TEACHER FINDS OUT HE CANT NUT UP
>Teacher Proceeds to take the class to the Weight Room
>Teacher talks shit to the Nigerian prince “I hope you brought the cash cause im gonna be rolling the money you donate to the African Children.”
>ITSHAPPENING.GIF
>Teacher Gets ready the Room is silent

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Anonymous ID:o/BZZ+qg Tue 19 Dec 2017 00:54:53 No.3386365 Report

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Cont.
>teacher turns to the class and says “This is the easiest donation ever”
> Hard ass steps on scale and the room lights up with unknown enthusiasm
>216lbs
> The Nigerian Prince Begins to Walk Away
> Not on my Watch I bolt to the door at the speed and momentum of a boulder and I block the door
>Teacher the proceeds to howl “$40 please”
> Negro Speaks like he’s just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar, “I only brought 15 dollars, I don’t have the rest of the cash.
>OOF.jpeg
>Hard Ass Looks at him with a smile and says “Wow, I thought you’d have the cash to pay up guess ill take your smart watch as collateral
>Negro Man to the classes surprise hands it over
>niggawut.jpeg
>the next day he pays the rest of his debt
>MFW my class gambles the lives of all the little nigglets based on the weight of my teachers lifestyle

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