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Anonymous ID:uDT8KGzA Tue 19 Dec 2017 10:37:23 No.3390612 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3390619 >>3390658 >>3390672 >>3390825 >>3390953 >>3391234

Who here /can't sit on the toilet naked/.
Even when I'm just in my undies on a hot summer day I always slip into some trousers so I can take them off before I take a dump.

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Anonymous ID:8TfM/5n6 Tue 19 Dec 2017 10:38:23 No.3390619 Report

Quoted By: >>3390628

>>3390612

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uDT8KGzA Tue 19 Dec 2017 10:39:55 No.3390628 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390619
n-no bulli

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kW+0n+AL Tue 19 Dec 2017 10:45:33 No.3390658 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390612
when I was a little kid my mum made me strip and put my clothes on a chair before even peeing in the toilet
I don't know why but its made me feel uncomfortable not being naked when I go to the toilet

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3xeptRc6 Tue 19 Dec 2017 10:47:48 No.3390672 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390612

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vYcy5X8H Tue 19 Dec 2017 11:13:21 No.3390825 Report

Quoted By: >>3390857

>>3390612
So it’s a ritual for you.

Fucking religitard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uDT8KGzA Tue 19 Dec 2017 11:19:17 No.3390857 Report

Quoted By: >>3390942

>>3390825
t.racist toiletseatphobic bigot
I have the constitutional right to practice my predefecating rituals and you will respect that, otherwise I can and will call the thought police on you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yx6uUf2+ Tue 19 Dec 2017 11:20:18 No.3390860 Report

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i shit naked even in public restrooms

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vYcy5X8H Tue 19 Dec 2017 11:32:48 No.3390942 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390857
In. Your. Dreams.

You nudist shitter you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NzqFEsPO Tue 19 Dec 2017 11:33:53 No.3390953 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390612
same desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ixHg6Vsr Tue 19 Dec 2017 11:42:31 No.3391018 Report

Quoted By:

I can poop naked all day, but sleeping shirtless

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6SiNBLvE Tue 19 Dec 2017 11:52:43 No.3391085 Report

Quoted By: >>3391096 >>3391152

I always sit in the toilet whether I’m doing a number 1 or a number 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I33goOeK Tue 19 Dec 2017 11:54:39 No.3391096 Report

Quoted By: >>3391112 >>3392075

>>3391085
what a fucking queer sits down for pissing?
then again, no surprise from a commiefag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6SiNBLvE Tue 19 Dec 2017 11:56:32 No.3391112 Report

Quoted By: >>3391130

>>3391096
why are you butthurt about literally everything I say and do? Doesn’t surprise me the autistic kraut likes having yellow puddles all over his toilet seat like a subhuman degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I33goOeK Tue 19 Dec 2017 11:58:57 No.3391130 Report

Quoted By: >>3391139 >>3391160

>>3391112
You might now know this as someone who apparently has a huge pussy, but unless you got parkinsons you can aim very well with it you assfaggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yx6uUf2+ Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:00:01 No.3391133 Report

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my pee sprays everywhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DmwWhQ1h Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:00:42 No.3391139 Report

Quoted By: >>3391146

>>3391130
but my weewee is too small I can't hold on to it help senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I33goOeK Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:01:38 No.3391146 Report

Quoted By: >>3391164

>>3391139
Since you are a swede you probably have a chastity belt , take that off for starters

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZdaVqHMI Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:02:10 No.3391152 Report

Quoted By: >>3391166

>>3391085
you sit IN the toilet?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6SiNBLvE Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:02:49 No.3391160 Report

Quoted By: >>3391172 >>3391177

>>3391130
No you literally can’t you retarded cockmunch, there are occasions where the stream just goes a random direction or splits into two. Sitting down prevents any mess and makes you relax a bit in your private time.

I’m sure you love having your bathroom and pants smell like your piss, you subhuman waste of skin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DmwWhQ1h Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:03:10 No.3391164 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391146
But my wife's man has the key.
And lockpicks are only legal for refugees to have.

What do

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6SiNBLvE Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:03:34 No.3391166 Report

Quoted By: >>3391176

>>3391152
it autocorrect to “in” when I typed “on”, idk why.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I33goOeK Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:04:49 No.3391172 Report

Quoted By: >>3391185

>>3391160
Are you even realizing that youre just admitting that you have a tiny penis right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6SiNBLvE Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:05:14 No.3391176 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391166
See? I don’t fucking know why, but it “corrects” my sentence when I don’t need it to. I typed autocorrected, and it changed to autocorrect.

Gah.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LLjuCq2n Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:05:31 No.3391177 Report

Quoted By: >>3391183 >>3391198

>>3391160
>Saudi Arabia
>Calls aryan master race a subhuman
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I33goOeK Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:06:57 No.3391183 Report

Quoted By: >>3391198 >>3391202

>>3391177
You are almost as retarded as him, back to r/the_donald with you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6SiNBLvE Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:07:04 No.3391185 Report

Quoted By: >>3391199

>>3391172
>sitting on a toilet like how it was supposed to be used somehow correlates to penis size
I’m gonna travel to your piece of shit country and ram your boipussy dry so you know its length, but I might get aids from coming anywhere near you because you’re a filthy pisslicket.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6SiNBLvE Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:08:51 No.3391198 Report

Quoted By: >>3391251

>>3391183
He’s as retarded as you, faggot. You’re piss-licking subhuman cousins.

>>3391177
>GERMan
>an “aryan”
lmfao, he hasn’t been an ubermensch since a slav fucked his grandma.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I33goOeK Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:08:54 No.3391199 Report

Quoted By: >>3391213

>>3391185
Only having a tiny queercock makes shit go all over, if youre at least average that shit doesnt happen
No surprise that a commiecuck has a tiny penis though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LLjuCq2n Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:09:08 No.3391202 Report

Quoted By: >>3391207 >>3391217

>>3391183
>Be german
>Love to suck refugee cocks
>Get triggered by real aryan master race

Hitler was an Austrian you fucking faggot kys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DmwWhQ1h Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:09:58 No.3391207 Report

Quoted By: >>3391215 >>3391219

>>3391202
That explains why he killed himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6SiNBLvE Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:10:45 No.3391213 Report

Quoted By: >>3391222

>>3391199
>autistic kraut is this obsessed over penises
You could just ask me to send you a dick pic instead of sperging about peeing, insecure closetfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LLjuCq2n Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:11:08 No.3391215 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391207
Did Swedistan just fucked me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:I33goOeK Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:11:38 No.3391217 Report

Quoted By: >>3391225 >>3391229

>>3391202
You were quick to switch your opinion lol
Just leave, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this board

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6SiNBLvE Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:11:51 No.3391219 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391207
Because he knew GERMany’s future was fucked either way lmao.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bgzWjkUE Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:12:16 No.3391220 Report

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there is nothing wrong with sitting on a toilet for taking a piss
of course i only do that at home or in someone else house, in public you should use urinal
i dont get how this would trigger you so much, just go ahead and piss all over your toilet if you want i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I33goOeK Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:12:42 No.3391222 Report

Quoted By: >>3391228

>>3391213
If im gay, then your mum mustve been a man

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6SiNBLvE Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:13:19 No.3391225 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391217
>insecure watersport closetfag has pictures of men in thongs
What a sad creature.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6SiNBLvE Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:13:58 No.3391228 Report

Quoted By: >>3391239

>>3391222
You’re gay because you want my dick in your mouth, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LLjuCq2n Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:14:03 No.3391229 Report

Quoted By: >>3391242

>>3391217
>Be german
>get butthurt by everyone and everything
>don't realize some people here just want to pass time and have some fun roasting other countries

Now I know why everyone says that germans have no humor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XELCHLzL Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:14:45 No.3391233 Report

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Im sitting on the toilet now, I can only be naked if I'm about to take a shower, otherwise shitting naked seems incredibly uncomfortable

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9zHxQWpS Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:14:53 No.3391234 Report

Quoted By:

>>3390612
whenever wherever whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I33goOeK Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:15:31 No.3391239 Report

Quoted By: >>3391244 >>3391246

>>3391228
Quit daydreaming you homofaggot, else Ill call your boss and youll get stoned

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I33goOeK Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:16:26 No.3391242 Report

Quoted By: >>3391519

>>3391229
Are you an american immigrant or why are you this dense?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XELCHLzL Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:16:37 No.3391244 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391239
is his boss a drug dealer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6SiNBLvE Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:16:41 No.3391246 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391239
I’m not the one living in islamic state, pissdrinking cockmuncher. Your stoning starts tomorrow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZdaVqHMI Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:17:52 No.3391251 Report

Quoted By: >>3391451 >>3391452

>>3391198
Any real muslim dont believe in race. they claim everyone is made from the same clay.

different skin colour is only a test of the individuals will to see the truth, a test that you have failed miserably.

Enjoy your trip to the blazing fire

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I33goOeK Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:19:38 No.3391451 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391251
Did someone advertise for /bant/ on r/4chan today or something?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6SiNBLvE Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:19:50 No.3391452 Report

Quoted By: >>3391523

>>3391251
Of course a Dane would know about Islam more than I do.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LLjuCq2n Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:27:29 No.3391519 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391242
Are you an german immigrant or why are you this dense?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZdaVqHMI Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:28:47 No.3391523 Report

Quoted By: >>3391595

>>3391452
you people talk while we smear you off on Sweden.

How much longer do you think your country's king will maintain control?
Are you ready to start your arab spring while the rest of us watch from up here?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6SiNBLvE Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:33:32 No.3391595 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391523
First off, my country doesn’t have a king.
Second off, the Saudis love their royalty and capitalism too much to do any kind of rebellion, so don’t let your popcorn get stale waiting for something that will never happen.
Third off, how long have you been on /bant/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uDT8KGzA Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:57:08 No.3391957 Report

Quoted By: >>3391967 >>3391978 >>3391987

Why does every thread I make eventually get derailed by politics.
Why can't I just blogpost about my insecurities in peace on this subreddit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XELCHLzL Tue 19 Dec 2017 12:59:13 No.3391967 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391957
I tried to talk about it too, I'm back on the toilet again for the third shit this morning

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vYcy5X8H Tue 19 Dec 2017 13:01:02 No.3391978 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391957
You said the magic words. You started talking about
>shit
and
>related personal habits

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sUrXR5e2 Tue 19 Dec 2017 13:02:04 No.3391987 Report

Quoted By: >>3392004 >>3392075

>>3391957
sorry Jiburi, that wasn't my intention.

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Anonymous ID:uDT8KGzA Tue 19 Dec 2017 13:03:47 No.3392004 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391987
I'm not blaming anyone desu.
just an observation

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Anonymous ID:uDT8KGzA Tue 19 Dec 2017 13:16:27 No.3392075 Report

Quoted By:

>>3391987
it's not like you were the one who started it anyway : >>3391096

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