you fuckers don't even know, it's time to share the weirdest shit i've ever seen. might need multiple parts
>be 2 years ago
>senior year of high school
>good friends with everyone, but everyone's either busy with homework or work shifts
>"possible" third wheel syndrome becomes reality when my closest group of friends don't even want to hang out with me anymore
>suddenly get the urge to ask if anyone in their right minds would want to hang out after finals
>get a few replies right off the bat but shove them off as a maybe, plans always change last-minute anyways
>start getting a few yeses, some sarcastic and some genuine
>but the group that i've always been good friends with since freshman year gave me a time and a place, the mall on a friday at noon.
>sounds good, plans set, waiting for the day to come
>it comes, and holy shit
>the group that i always thought were your average kids in high school turned out to be the most violent and needy toddlers i've seen
>none of them had their licenses, had to bus a whole 5 of them in my car, shit got cramped quick
>finally got to the mall after a scorching hot car ride
>going well so far, then thirty minutes into wandering around and chatting one girl suggests we go get mcdonalds
>everyone but me says yes because they're all hungry
>i ask if any of them ate before they left
>nobody answers
>i suggest we get some food in the mall because it's cheaper and closer, and also since there's no mcdonalds in the mall
>nobody answers for a while until the tallest kid in the group finally answers
>"fuck the mall, why did you take us here in the first place, anon?"
>I reply with a simple "well what would you have suggested?" since i don't want to put the blame on the one person in the group that suggested where we went
>he's fucking silent, and he sits there with his mouth wide open, trying to say something
>I just shrug it off and tell them to follow me to a hotdog joint around the corner that's cheap and delicious
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