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Anonymous ID:lrFq6X5V Tue 19 Dec 2017 20:38:28 No.3397176 View View Reply Original Report

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>go get a haircut
>haircut person starts talking to you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2cge96yJ Tue 19 Dec 2017 20:40:51 No.3397198 Report

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How does your hair look now?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bGbA6AuM Tue 19 Dec 2017 20:42:03 No.3397207 Report

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>>3397176
Chewing gum cures social anxiety

Just make sure to not express any anxiety in the speed of your chewing :)

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Anonymous ID:dM/hSAcX Tue 19 Dec 2017 20:50:12 No.3397307 Report

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>>3397176
>not letting your hair grow beyond your waist level so you can make braids and other fun stuff

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w+O2XjtQ Tue 19 Dec 2017 20:52:49 No.3397326 Report

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>not just staring blankly at the floor and mumbling replies until there's only awkward silence
T-try again, amateur

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:unBFKkSx Tue 19 Dec 2017 20:59:58 No.3397391 Report

Quoted By: >>3397634 >>3400800

>>3397176
Just get your wife to cut it.

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឴ ID:ooxk3RTw Tue 19 Dec 2017 21:02:03 No.3397405 Report

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dumb frogposter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vwnrqEAL Tue 19 Dec 2017 21:24:34 No.3397634 Report

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>>3397391
>husband****, hes in gayland

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ORw+8Y+b Tue 19 Dec 2017 21:41:06 No.3397822 Report

Quoted By: >>3401791

>be me in high school
>go to really conservative Russian Jewish barber
>"so, you have girlfriend yet?"
>n.. no...
>"why no?"
>I.. I'm focusing on my studies...

I was afraid of what he'd do to my head if I told him I was actually gay

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/bant/lord ID:I/O3VHy/ Tue 19 Dec 2017 23:48:10 No.3399689 Report

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>>3397176
I don't fare well in conversations with barbers.
They'll literally ask me personal questions, such as:
>How old I am
>What I do for work
>Any plans for the weekends, etc...
JUST SHUT AND CUT MY HAIR!

/bant/lord

/bant/lord ID:I/O3VHy/ Tue 19 Dec 2017 23:49:15 No.3399701 Report

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>>3399689
SHUT UP AND CUT MY HAIR*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1vR+tbpy Tue 19 Dec 2017 23:49:58 No.3399704 Report

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>>3397176
>not just putting a bowl on your head and doing it yourself
>or just cut it all off yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cd9NQIKB Tue 19 Dec 2017 23:52:12 No.3399732 Report

Quoted By: >>3399766

>>3397176
>tfw you go to a barber not because you need to cut your hair but because you need to talk to somebody.

/bant/lord

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/bant/lord ID:I/O3VHy/ Tue 19 Dec 2017 23:52:25 No.3399733 Report

Quoted By: >>3399759

I don't fare well in conversations with barbers.
They'll literally ask me personal questions, such as:
>How old I am
>What I do for work
>Any plans for the weekends, etc...
JUST SHUT UP AND CUT MY HAIR, SO I CAN SKADOODLE ON OUT OF THERE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TnbEkn6q Tue 19 Dec 2017 23:54:33 No.3399757 Report

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>>3397176
>yuropoor problems
What an easy life.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yf5G17AZ Tue 19 Dec 2017 23:54:43 No.3399759 Report

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>>3399733
I just give very short replies and they stop talking to me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sASxKvq0 Tue 19 Dec 2017 23:54:59 No.3399766 Report

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>>3399732
This.
My wife is a hair stylist. Women end up venting their problems & crying in her chair. That shit is like therapy to them.

/bant/lord

/bant/lord ID:I/O3VHy/ Tue 19 Dec 2017 23:55:52 No.3399775 Report

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>>3399759
Same. It's extremely awkward afterwards.

/bant/lord

/bant/lord ID:I/O3VHy/ Tue 19 Dec 2017 23:56:06 No.3399781 Report

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>>3399775
Also trips.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Py2Rgd7B Tue 19 Dec 2017 23:56:14 No.3399783 Report

Quoted By: >>3399801 >>3399839 >>3399866

>>3397176
>go get a haircut
>Haircut girl starts talking to me
>''How many girlfriends do you have anon?''
>''right now I don't have one... haha...''
>''You must be kidding! You are a real handsome boy! I'm sure you've been with a lot of girls!''
>''yeah... sure... haha...''
>die a little bit inside because I don't have a gf despite trying
At least I have a lot of friends though, so it isn't that bad

/bant/lord

/bant/lord ID:I/O3VHy/ Tue 19 Dec 2017 23:57:51 No.3399801 Report

Quoted By: >>3399822

>>3399783
How old is your hair dresser?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EaCqkOBC Tue 19 Dec 2017 23:58:37 No.3399810 Report

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>>3397176
>mfw my moms a hairdresser and i pay for haircuts with gbp

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Py2Rgd7B Tue 19 Dec 2017 23:59:19 No.3399822 Report

Quoted By: >>3399866

>>3399801
she's like 45, she cuts my hair because she's my mom's friend and she gives us a discount

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEMoRc41 Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:00:54 No.3399839 Report

Quoted By: >>3399883

>>3399783
They say this to me all the time, too. I think it's just how older women are.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cd9NQIKB Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:02:52 No.3399866 Report

Quoted By: >>3399888

>>3399783
>>3399822
How is it even possible to let a woman cut your hair off? are you soyboys or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xiTLPa00 Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:04:05 No.3399883 Report

Quoted By: >>3400898

>>3399839
They butter you up & make you feel special so you will tip better. Stop being such a naive fag. Strippers do the same thing. Men cough up more monies when they wear red lipstick too.
You're not special. You're just an atm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Py2Rgd7B Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:04:30 No.3399888 Report

Quoted By: >>3399929 >>3401987

>>3399866
>using soyboy unironically
/pol/ is that way you know

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8snLHcse Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:04:54 No.3399893 Report

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>>3397176
>go get a haircut
>hairstylist presses her giant bigger-than-your-head sized breasts into the back of your head.
this is a true story

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:whn51vhI Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:06:02 No.3399907 Report

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>>3397176
>be me
>socially awkward
>lost job due to heroin addiction
>still fighting court case
>still no job cause of case
>go to cheap haircut chain
>always get buzz
>only go once every 3 months
>always recognized by qt asian haircutter
>tell her things from my old good life as if they were part of my current life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WPNO3hmA Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:06:42 No.3399921 Report

Quoted By: >>3399947

>>3397176
Even the average sociopath can carry a conversation wirh a hairdresser. You Milennials are fucked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lEo0vkgA Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:07:04 No.3399927 Report

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>>3397176
håber fanme ikke du har fået perker-oen

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cd9NQIKB Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:07:17 No.3399929 Report

Quoted By: >>3401798

>>3399888
>tfw some anon has totally exposed who you are and you are getting really triggered.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:whn51vhI Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:09:09 No.3399947 Report

Quoted By: >>3399959

>>3399921
You threw out a lot of buzzwords that I don't think you understand the meaning of

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:unBFKkSx Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:10:54 No.3399959 Report

Quoted By: >>3400054 >>3400355

>>3399947
It made perfect sense to me. Maybe it's you that doesn't understand their meanings.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cjUskh2I Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:15:38 No.3400037 Report

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>>3397176
fucking always man
ñike im already giving you my money and leting you touch me, THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dpW2sFrt Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:16:46 No.3400054 Report

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>>3399959
>tfw too intelligent

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/CuK0qTg Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:18:14 No.3400075 Report

Quoted By: >>3400089 >>3402015

>haircut person starts talking to me
>asks me "how are you?"
>tell him im fine
>im actually not fine
mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C8nz8s1G Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:19:36 No.3400089 Report

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>>3400075
Id: cuk
Frogposter btfo

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Anonymous ID:dUM91iKs Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:25:11 No.3400173 Report

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>>3397176
>hey, anon! long time no see! wow you let your hair grow quite a bit!
>haha yeah, had no time for a haircut recently
>of course! you finished college by now, right? I guess you're very busy. what are you doing right now?
>j-job interviews and stuff hahaha. maybe I'm learning a new language or something to improve my curriculum, you know
>that's good! you're so smart and reliable you'll get a job in no time!
>mfw NEET for almost 2 years and running out of credible excuses

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:whn51vhI Wed 20 Dec 2017 00:39:30 No.3400355 Report

Quoted By: >>3400853

>>3399959
Sociopaths are inclined to be comfortable and even good at small talk. That's part of what makes them sociopaths. Using them for a comparison in this case falls flat on it's face. Also, being millenials has nothing to do with anything and is just a dig for a buzzword to toss out. If you think he made a sound argument for anything you should probably just go back.

Quebec

Quebec ID:jszhJYNh Wed 20 Dec 2017 01:25:37 No.3400800 Report

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>>3397391
implying op isnt a faggot

>>3397176
eating apples cures social anxiety, i got you my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WPNO3hmA Wed 20 Dec 2017 01:30:42 No.3400853 Report

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>>3400355
Oh, for fuck's sake. Okay - let me be you. Muh I can't even get a haircut without being so awkward I can't speak to the hairdresser on any level. That's how muh OCD I am, like all you guys except more extreme!
This is an anomaly unique to your shitass generation - pretending to be so mentally ill (but with an extremely high, mensa-level IQ) that you can barely function.
And which "buzzword" didn't you understand; was it "the"? Read a little more, or anything at all about, sociopaths before talking shit, Hunter, or is your name Jaxon or Jayden?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m9dRBpFX Wed 20 Dec 2017 01:35:05 No.3400898 Report

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>>3399883
I stand by comment. Young hairdressers never say that stupid shit.

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Anonymous ID:Zi/6iksy Wed 20 Dec 2017 02:00:36 No.3401175 Report

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>>3397176
>It's a robot posts reposts a thread they posted on their homeboard earlier episode

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NV7ZeVqL Wed 20 Dec 2017 02:57:30 No.3401791 Report

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>>3397822
Do american barbers really do this? That's a really personal question.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NV7ZeVqL Wed 20 Dec 2017 02:58:27 No.3401798 Report

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>>3399929
I'm with anon, you need to go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uXFEr5WN Wed 20 Dec 2017 03:29:29 No.3401987 Report

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>>3399888
Every time I recall how fucked your country is I feel a bit brighter inside.
Come go England whilst you still can, I'm sure a Jew would buy your organs or you can sell your worthless body to nappy haired sheboons in Londonistan.

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Anonymous ID:pTO4BHlZ Wed 20 Dec 2017 03:31:16 No.3401999 Report

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>>3397176
>cant make smalltalk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gIPEL6qV Wed 20 Dec 2017 03:31:33 No.3402001 Report

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>>3397176
>he doesn't cut his own hair
>he doesn't go one size all around
1 inch my dude and then it grows beautifully

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Anonymous ID:gIPEL6qV Wed 20 Dec 2017 03:32:48 No.3402015 Report

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>>3400075
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