Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is Feminem
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is Feminem
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is Feminem
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is Feminem
Hi boys! Do you like my bum? (yeah yeah)
Wanna see me stick nine inches of anal beads in it til' I cum? (uh-huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah)
Try grindr and get fucked up worse that my ass is? (huh)
My boyfriend's late, I'm tryin' to act straight
But I can't figure out which Jonas Brother picture I want to use to masturbate (oh)
And Dr.Dre said, "Slim Shady you give great head"
Uh-uh! "So why's your ass red? Man you wasted"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung myself from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and pictured David Hasselhoff
Smacked it so hard I almost ripped my dick off
I smoke a fat pound of grass and beg Dre to cum in my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut (Shady, wait a minute, that's my brother dog)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to blow your brother off.
My English teacher wanted to fuck me in Junior High
That's alright, my English teacher was a guy
He smacked me in the face with an eraser
Bent me over a stack of papers.
Busted in my ass then called his neighbor (wow)
He walked in the classroom, had a briefcase
Thanked the teacher, then proceeded to cum on my face
Homosexuals, parading in front of pedestrians
In gimp suits while they screamin'
"Let's just be friends"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom sucks more cock than I do (damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' dudes and name it after her (oh)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like don't touch me I wanna be fucked by a man (ah)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
So I signed it,
"Dear Dave, thanks for the support, nice ass!"
