What happens after we die?

I have experienced a divine intervention, a massage from the lord if you will...

If you are a true believer, you are reborn as one of Andy Sixx's many lucky logs, beautiful, bouncing, baby mudchildren, destined to make a glorious journey, slidding down one of his lucky worshipper's throat.

If you are a non-believing, logless shill, you are reborn as a nigger, with cancer of the aids and terminal autism.

>It's not too late to become a log/b/ro...