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>go to Chinese restaurant
>dad remarks: "blimey there are alot of chinks here"
>calls every person ling ling
>order food
>Dad: ”I hope there isn’t any dog in that”
>waitress walks away shaking her head
>my dad gets his chopsticks
>puts them in his mouth
>closes his eyes
>starts clapping and shouting in an Asian voice "VERY BIG PENIS"
>everyone at restaurant is looking and wondering what the fuck is going on
>whole family in hysterics

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