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Anon puts gum on his penis

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>be me
>age 13
>parents aren't home, decide to masturbate
>am chewing gum at the time
>think it might feel good to put gum on tip of penis
>puts gum and circles it around penis for around a minute
>start masturbating with it
>feelsbadman, but goes with it anyways
>after 30 seconds of trying to masturbate, dick kinda feels like it's burning
>ignores it
>burn getting worse
>shit.png
>i try taking gum off
>fails and manages to spread gum
>mfw i feel like my dick is melting
>i get my ass out of bed
>put on dressing gown
>cbf putting it on properly
>starts fast walking
>starts running
>fall to my knees and hold my dick in pain
>makes it worse
>gets up
>runs into shower
>nothing is happening
>scream
>it takes literally 3 minutes to take gum off of penis while it's fucking boiling
>for three weeks after, the tip of my penis was red asf
>neveragain.gif

what the fuck was wrong with me