>>3421047America may be a dick, but being a dick is not so bad.
See, there's three kinds of people:
dicks, pussies, and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything!
So, pussies get mad at dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes.
And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dicks and your pussies all covered in shit.
