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>Be me
>Wake up
>Shart uncontrollably
>Eat McDonald's breakfast
>Shart harder
>Pledge allegiance to the flag
>Shart a mighty gush of diarrhea
>Eat my standard eight burger lunch at McDonald's
>High pressure anal geyser erupts
Sing national anthem
>Fecal tsunami launches me into the air
>Soaring over the horizon
>See bald eagle
>Bald eagle sharts
>Get shot
