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Anonymous ID:R6Xy/tmK Fri 22 Dec 2017 04:58:37 No.3429142 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3429167 >>3429175

>be australian
>get attacked by a spider

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gjwiYc0T Fri 22 Dec 2017 04:59:28 No.3429147 Report

Quoted By: >>3429153 >>3429254

does spider has puss puss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R6Xy/tmK Fri 22 Dec 2017 05:00:18 No.3429153 Report

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>>3429147
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sz/wznMN Fri 22 Dec 2017 05:03:09 No.3429167 Report

Quoted By: >>3429186

>>3429142
>be American
>get attacked by a bullet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fco0J8Vy Fri 22 Dec 2017 05:03:45 No.3429175 Report

Quoted By: >>3429186 >>3429232

>>3429142
>Birth
>Be burger
>Born as a mishmash of various European ethnicities, some nigger and some hispanic.
>Have my cock mutilated because it's a cherished tradition
>Bullied at school because of my mutt race
>Cries
>Your mom records a video of it and put's it on youtube
>Years later
>Get into car to go to the mart
>It's snowy
>Literal chaos, nobody knows how to drive in snowy weather or roads yet
>Crash car
>Have to walk home
>Get rental car
>it doesn't have automatic transmission
>At my wits end
>Order taxi to get me to mart
>Pay for taxi and tip taxi driver
>I'm finally at the mart
>Get on my scooter because i'm 200lb overweight
>Shart and fucking shit my pants up
>Finally get my 4chan post coupons (1.99 bucks each post) and Youtube monthly subscription
>About to go home
>Walk out of store
>Get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R6Xy/tmK Fri 22 Dec 2017 05:06:53 No.3429186 Report

Quoted By: >>3429199

>>3429167
>be australian
>get attacked by TWO spiders
>>3429175
>be russian
>live a long, fulfilling, happy life
>die peacefully
>be reincarnated as australian
>get attacked by a spider

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sz/wznMN Fri 22 Dec 2017 05:10:12 No.3429199 Report

Quoted By: >>3429223 >>3429303

>>3429186
never happen m8
two spiders would fight each other to the death to see who gets to eat me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8uUjyrcJ Fri 22 Dec 2017 05:16:24 No.3429223 Report

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>>3429199
>Be Australian
>Pet nice koala
>Get chlamydia
>Declare war on koala
>Lose another war to a harmless animal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8uUjyrcJ Fri 22 Dec 2017 05:18:47 No.3429232 Report

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>>3429175
>Be Russian
>be such an alcoholic that you have port-wine stain on forehead

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Anonymous ID:ZVa5mfPa Fri 22 Dec 2017 05:24:00 No.3429254 Report

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>>3429147

>... yes

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Anonymous ID:3kiWKEWC Fri 22 Dec 2017 05:28:15 No.3429279 Report

Quoted By: >>3429289

Only good thread up right now

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Anonymous ID:o2NJE8Fp Fri 22 Dec 2017 05:30:41 No.3429289 Report

Quoted By: >>3429301

>>3429279
>be american
>get injured and/or killed by projectile weaponry

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Anonymous ID:ZVa5mfPa Fri 22 Dec 2017 05:33:16 No.3429301 Report

Quoted By:

>>3429289
> Be Kiwi
> Forget safety harness
> Die falling into the Sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LcATvYS6 Fri 22 Dec 2017 05:33:50 No.3429303 Report

Quoted By:

>>3429199
Be Aus-fucking-strayan
>walk around my lawn ass naked to protest building codes
>eat shit tier kanaroo meat sold by abos
>get them green koala shits
>take off pants with shit running down my leg to protest building codes
>neighbors mortified; news media wants an interview in 20minutes
>run to bathroom to shit my brains out
>shit tier australian toilet seat too small because most men are effeminate anyways
>push benis under ball crushing toilet seat
>get bitten by spider
Be australian
Get sick from roo meat; shit all over yourself, run around naked and get bitten by spiders while shitting yourself

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