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Dr. Grisly ID:6XmU4D6T Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:31:06 No.3432404 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3432466 >>3432539 >>3432545 >>3432664 >>3432671 >>3432825 >>3433775

So there's a dude that's in love with me.
>rich
>smart
>amazing artist
>beard
>philosopher
>adventurous
Pretty much everything that I'm looking for.
But he's almost as fat as the average american.
I can't even imagine him naked.
Wat do, /bant/?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QO3uS+FC Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:31:43 No.3432415 Report

Quoted By: >>3432442

Show us your dick

Dr. Grisly

Dr. Grisly ID:6XmU4D6T Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:33:35 No.3432442 Report

Quoted By:

>>3432415
No.
It's a nice dick.
Not for your beady, greedy little eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jXYUlBcW Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:35:15 No.3432466 Report

Quoted By: >>3432488

>>3432404
marry him already
we know you wanna

Dr. Grisly

Dr. Grisly ID:6XmU4D6T Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:37:21 No.3432488 Report

Quoted By: >>3432512 >>3432513 >>3433844

>>3432466
But he's disgustingly fat.
My brain says yes, but my benis shrivels up into a raisin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jXYUlBcW Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:39:15 No.3432512 Report

Quoted By: >>3432524

>>3432488
just make him excercise and tell him its for his health

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sjQunZu1 Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:39:28 No.3432513 Report

Quoted By: >>3432524 >>3432555

>>3432488
Make him go to the gym with you.

Dr. Grisly

Dr. Grisly ID:6XmU4D6T Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:41:02 No.3432524 Report

Quoted By: >>3432531 >>3432555

>>3432512
He's also stubborn, and too much of a free spirit. He won't listen to noone.
>>3432513
>implying I have ever been in a gym, or that I intend to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nQ0gzk62 Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:41:12 No.3432525 Report

Quoted By: >>3432533

You just like him because of his money, YOU FUCKING MONEY HUNGRY WHORE!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jXYUlBcW Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:41:52 No.3432531 Report

Quoted By:

>>3432524
then tell him its you or fatness

Dr. Grisly

Dr. Grisly ID:6XmU4D6T Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:42:05 No.3432533 Report

Quoted By: >>3432549

>>3432525
Yes.
But!
It's a whole lot of it.
Also he's a pretty cool dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QuVDHIKT Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:42:27 No.3432539 Report

Quoted By: >>3432546

>>3432404
What's your ideal weight?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UQHKi+YA Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:43:39 No.3432545 Report

Quoted By: >>3432577

>>3432404
kys faggot

Dr. Grisly

Dr. Grisly ID:6XmU4D6T Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:43:40 No.3432546 Report

Quoted By:

>>3432539
Anything but fat, really.
I don't mind too skinny, or too buff, but fat is a no-go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sjQunZu1 Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:43:44 No.3432549 Report

Quoted By: >>3432560

>>3432533
GO THAT FUCKING GYM WITH HIM, SACRIFICE IS ALWAYS NEEDED

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iq5yPAEd Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:44:40 No.3432555 Report

Quoted By:

>>3432513
Literally this
>>3432524
Time to get started you lazy fuck

Dr. Grisly

Dr. Grisly ID:6XmU4D6T Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:45:24 No.3432560 Report

Quoted By: >>3432571 >>3432603

>>3432549
It's not like I love him or anything.
But he'd be good husband material, aka walking wallet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iq5yPAEd Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:46:17 No.3432571 Report

Quoted By: >>3432583

>>3432560
pay denbts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5I5tAugE Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:46:57 No.3432577 Report

Quoted By:

>>3432545
this
also never post umi again

Dr. Grisly

Dr. Grisly ID:6XmU4D6T Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:47:28 No.3432583 Report

Quoted By: >>3432607

>>3432571
make me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sjQunZu1 Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:49:22 No.3432603 Report

Quoted By: >>3432617

>>3432560
You're just disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iq5yPAEd Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:49:41 No.3432607 Report

Quoted By: >>3432612 >>3432617

>>3432583
I once visited the Parthenon and took a shit on the roof when nobody was watching

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jXYUlBcW Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:50:49 No.3432612 Report

Quoted By: >>3432619

>>3432607
how did you get there lol

Dr. Grisly

Dr. Grisly ID:6XmU4D6T Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:51:32 No.3432617 Report

Quoted By:

>>3432603
Quite.
I'm an absolute bastard, and a scum of society.
Your point?
>>3432607
I believe you.
Typical ape behavior.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iq5yPAEd Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:51:50 No.3432619 Report

Quoted By: >>3432639

>>3432612
I always carry a step ladder around with me just in case I need to shit on something tall

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jXYUlBcW Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:53:54 No.3432639 Report

Quoted By:

>>3432619
oh ok that seems kinda reasonable

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UPq9GbDP Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:57:20 No.3432664 Report

Quoted By:

>>3432404
get in a relationship with him then get the fat cunt ot lose some weight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ng8Xs8Ae Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:58:01 No.3432671 Report

Quoted By: >>3432673 >>3432684

>>3432404
hey, it could be worse
he could also be as dumb as the average american

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iq5yPAEd Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:59:01 No.3432673 Report

Quoted By:

>>3432671
Oh snap Pooland goes in for the kill

Dr. Grisly

Dr. Grisly ID:6XmU4D6T Fri 22 Dec 2017 14:00:28 No.3432684 Report

Quoted By:

>>3432671
Wtf I love Poland now

DrMedic

DrMedic ID:ieA4qqW9 Fri 22 Dec 2017 14:19:16 No.3432825 Report

Quoted By:

>>3432404
Stay at home and draw for money and I would buy Mercedes-Benz

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1NAEv2Z Fri 22 Dec 2017 14:51:45 No.3433057 Report

Quoted By:

use him for his money until he loses weight faglord

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9VP4qpm9 Fri 22 Dec 2017 16:21:30 No.3433775 Report

Quoted By:

>>3432404
>a person cant be changed or anything the post.
Get with him. Chamge him for the better.
Either you work out and maintain your figure, or you're just as bad with better genetic codes. So really who the fuck are you to judge. Are you a bottom or a top

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:96Z3DNwf Fri 22 Dec 2017 16:28:51 No.3433844 Report

Quoted By:

>>3432488
He will like to fuck you more if your dick is a feminine raisin dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RsQZCdMu Fri 22 Dec 2017 16:30:30 No.3433859 Report

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It's a pity we stopped burning homosexuals. It really is...

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