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Anonymous ID:cHA2+Kbd Sat 23 Dec 2017 05:46:08 No.3441648 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3441656 >>3441665 >>3441683 >>3441693

>be canadian
>live a long, happy, fulfilling life
>die peacefully
>be reincarnated as australian
>get attacked by a spider

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Anonymous ID:TV/la/hY Sat 23 Dec 2017 05:47:07 No.3441656 Report

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>>3441648
*by a spoidah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dWKJVaAM Sat 23 Dec 2017 05:49:03 No.3441665 Report

Quoted By: >>3441691 >>3441786

>>3441648
>die
>Wake up as an American
>Go to job,when suddenly
>Officer busts in
>CROSS YOUR LEGS,CROSS YOUR FINGERS,CRAWL TOWARDS US
>RIGHT HAND ON YELLOW,LEFT FOOT ON GREEN
>Pants drop,attempt to pull it up
>HE'S REACHING FOR A GUN *SKRAAAAT PAP PAP PAP KAK.SKIDIDIDAD AND A WOW POW POW POW POW*

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Anonymous ID:dna+awNE Sat 23 Dec 2017 05:49:37 No.3441671 Report

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Anonymous ID:dna+awNE Sat 23 Dec 2017 05:50:56 No.3441677 Report

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>be american
>get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:THgxA+G4 Sat 23 Dec 2017 05:51:56 No.3441683 Report

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>>3441648
>be american
>die bitterly
>be reincarnated as australian spider
>attack australians

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ahRcFPfs Sat 23 Dec 2017 05:53:24 No.3441691 Report

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>>3441665
>Be P*lish

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Anonymous ID:9V4R7+Xv Sat 23 Dec 2017 05:53:56 No.3441693 Report

Quoted By: >>3441779

>>3441648
>be Australian
>kill spider
>kill snek
>kill croc
>kill dingo
>emu ambush kills you
>be reincarnated as American
>get fat
>have heart attack at ten
>no pocket money to tip ambulance
>try to drive mobility scooter to hospital
>police pull you over
>can't put hands behind head
>get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E5sKDNdh Sat 23 Dec 2017 06:00:41 No.3441723 Report

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mystically rekt

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Anonymous ID:rFOVSef9 Sat 23 Dec 2017 06:13:54 No.3441779 Report

Quoted By: >>3441801

>>3441693
>Be Australian
>beggar on beach asks you for a ciggy
>say no
>he stabs the shit out of you
>try to go to hospital
>get bitten by coral snake
>spasm out on the ground
>get bitten by a spider
>somehow awaken in hospital bed alive somehow
>go home in 120 degree weather
>Watch censored porn
>one part didn't get censored and shows labia
>get arrested
>try to fall asleep in jail cell
>loose left arm off shitty metal cott for comfort
>get bitten by spider
>die in jail cell

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nv0UGakI Sat 23 Dec 2017 06:15:03 No.3441786 Report

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>>3441665
my wife chino is so cute

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9V4R7+Xv Sat 23 Dec 2017 06:16:57 No.3441801 Report

Quoted By: >>3441908

>>3441779
sounds like you had a shitty holiday on the great barrier reef m8

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rFOVSef9 Sat 23 Dec 2017 06:40:01 No.3441908 Report

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>>3441801
>be Australian
>go to grocery
>buy a bundle of local fruits
>check for attakhnids
safe.jpg
>go home
>get in pool
>lean against edge
>get bitten by mother-fucking god damn funnel web spider
>die
>homeless squat in your house

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