>work 9-5 Monday to Friday, 8-5.30 when including commute
>need to constantly iron work clothes and shave twice as often as I would otherwise because work demands a "smart" look
>need to do household chores
>need to exercise everyday to counteract constant sitting in a chair
>need to read books or else society calls me a pleb
>need to do maths or other learning in free time to exercise my brain and recover from mind numbingly boring job
>job does pointless as fuck work
>you have to socialise and pretend to like your co-workers or else you'll never advance
>at the end of it all, you are still considered a failure by society unless you're a banker or doctor etc
>zero chance of getting any female attention because I'm not a Chad
>currently lying in bed at 1 am waiting for clothes in the drier
>have time for just about 6 hours of sleep before the next day, as punishment for not organising my post-work free time with the discipline and structure of a CEO

This is unbelievable. I work for a "respected" employer as well. Life as a bottom 80 % male is awful in 2017.

And I live in London and the tap water tastes awful. This may sound incongruous but it has to be said.