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Quoted By: >>3447375
Here’s my story:
>be me
>7 years old
>summer
>snooping around the attic storage room with my sister
>find box with wrapping paper
>wrapping paper same as Christmas
>holyshit.png
>older sister notices
>sister makes up bullshit story about how Santa leaves his wrapping paper at the houses he visits
>7 year old underdeveloped brain believes it
>2 years later
>very skeptical of the jolly white fat-ass
>opening presents on Christmas morning
>pick up present
>something under the present
>scissors and scotch tape
>OUR scissors and scotch tape
>your cover is blown, jolly fag
I then acted I believe in Santa for a year. What’s your story?
>be me
>7 years old
>summer
>snooping around the attic storage room with my sister
>find box with wrapping paper
>wrapping paper same as Christmas
>holyshit.png
>older sister notices
>sister makes up bullshit story about how Santa leaves his wrapping paper at the houses he visits
>7 year old underdeveloped brain believes it
>2 years later
>very skeptical of the jolly white fat-ass
>opening presents on Christmas morning
>pick up present
>something under the present
>scissors and scotch tape
>OUR scissors and scotch tape
>your cover is blown, jolly fag
I then acted I believe in Santa for a year. What’s your story?
