I'll start.

I haven't had sex for 1.5 year
I have never had a relationship in my 28.
I don't have a job for a year. I got fired from my last job for a sexual harassment.
I don't have friends I stopped all contacts with them a year ago All my friends is here on 4chan.
I have various mental diseases like bipolar disorder, depression, anxiety, etc. I used to take ADs, antipsychotics, xanax. I've been to mental hospital 2 times.
I have the worst nerd profession ever - software developer.
I'm weak, small and I have underweight.
I hate myself I hate this country and people in here.
One good thing is people on /soc/ rate me in average 8, but I'm good only on photos and it's far from reality.