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shart ID:Sh8yNFJI Sat 23 Dec 2017 21:45:02 No.3450223 View View Reply Original Report

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>sharts

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Anonymous ID:F/584CTz Sat 23 Dec 2017 21:58:40 No.3450356 Report

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>>3450223
That hurts

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Anonymous ID:pOn/GWkL Sun 24 Dec 2017 00:56:13 No.3452229 Report

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>>3450223
>Be me
>Wake up
>Shart uncontrollably
>Eat my McDonald's breakfast
>Fart hearty blasts of greasy diarrhea
>Head to the local Walmart
>Find designed shitting aisle
>Shart a violent torrent of liquid excrement
>Almost lunch time
>Diarrhea geyser propels my mobility scooter like a rocket through the drive through
>6th big Mac upsets my stomach
>Unleash a giant tsunami of diarrhea that propels me into the air and over the horizon
>American flag unfurls behind me as I soar like a majestic eagle
>See an actual bald eagle
>Eagle sharts
>Get shot
>Tip eagle on the way down as I plummet to the earth.

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