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>>3450320
There you go.

Everyone had this problem: It's Christmas time and your Billy Mays approved Wurst Maker suddenly stops working.
But don't worry! Billy Mays is here once again to save your day with the ''Wurst Maker': Christmas Edition!
This Wurst Maker is the ultimate tool for a perfect Christmas Meal! Not only does it make original German Bratwurst,
those Bratwürste also have little Christmas hats! It can even make erve it woth Christmas themed Sauerkraut!
Combine it with the ''Bier Brau Maschine'': Chrismas Edition for the perfect German themed Christmas Meal!
Order now and you will get the ''Wurst Maker'': Christmas Edition WITH the Sauerkrau server PLUS the ''Bier Brau Maschine'': Chrismas Edition for only 19.99$
But you've got to order now!

King Nigger

King Nigger ID:Fmm72aEY Sat 23 Dec 2017 22:16:35 No.3450534 Report

Quoted By: >>3450735

>>3450428
boy oh boy can i have 2 please

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+B7raipA Sat 23 Dec 2017 22:21:01 No.3450589 Report

Quoted By: >>3450735

Advertise a Nigger Squisher for me please.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VzhovBhx Sat 23 Dec 2017 22:21:48 No.3450602 Report

Quoted By: >>3450735

>>3450250
Merry Christmas Billy. I got you some Flexseal for your coffin. It’s liquid rubber in a can.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gcakTOl5 Sat 23 Dec 2017 22:33:45 No.3450735 Report

Quoted By: >>3450768 >>3450785

>>3450534
I'am only advertising.
Call 1-800-BRT-WST to order

>>3450589
It's Christmas time! Not only is it the time Presents, Food and Family but its also the time to clear your local Ghetto!
Hi! I'm Billy Mays here for the Chrismas Nigger Squasher 9000! This product is the perfect solution for your Nigger problem
because it will squash you Nigger problems away while playing your favorite Chistmas song!
This Squasher will even squash the Biggest Nigger in the whole Ghetto! Just put some niggers in a bag,
throw it in and the squashing will automatically begin! It even get rid of the mess afterwards!
With this Squasher you can enjoy the perfect Christmas without having to worry about Niggers ruining it!
Order now and you will get the Christmas Nigger Squasher 9000 WITH the Chrismas Jew Squasher 9000 for only 19.99$!
But you have to order now!

>>3450602
Thanks!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:am/fob1M Sat 23 Dec 2017 22:36:31 No.3450761 Report

Quoted By: >>3450868

Can you advertise Christmas-themed dildos?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+B7raipA Sat 23 Dec 2017 22:37:01 No.3450768 Report

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>>3450735
Fucking legend.

Sage-Bong

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Sage-Bong ID:ViP849kK Sat 23 Dec 2017 22:37:54 No.3450778 Report

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advertise this christmas-prepped sage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VzhovBhx Sat 23 Dec 2017 22:38:24 No.3450785 Report

Quoted By: >>3450868

>>3450735
This advertisement may not be suitable for TV Billy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jlCQAOlC Sat 23 Dec 2017 22:39:54 No.3450802 Report

Quoted By: >>3450997

>>3450250
a pill that turns you into a cute girl instantly

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gcakTOl5 Sat 23 Dec 2017 22:47:32 No.3450868 Report

Quoted By: >>3450875

>>3450761
Presents! Food! Family! These are some of the many things that come with Christmas but one of the most important ones is the Chrismas Sex drive!
Billy Mays here to help you satisfy your Christmas themed fetishes! I present to you: The Chrismas themed Dildo!
This Dildo is not a normal Dildo no.. ist something very special! Not only does it have a red-white coloration,
it also has 7 different Speed Levels, a Speaker for Christmas songs and it glows in 15 different colors!
Order now and you will get the Chrismas Dildo in the following sizes: S, M, XL, GAY and BLACKED (comes with Black-Red coloration) for only 19.99$!
But you gotta order now!

>>3450785
I'am dead. What are they gonna do, sue my corpse?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jlCQAOlC Sat 23 Dec 2017 22:49:32 No.3450875 Report

Quoted By: >>3450997

>>3450868
Good products as usual Billy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gMHHff/L Sat 23 Dec 2017 22:50:25 No.3450879 Report

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>>3450250
Advertise my death please

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gcakTOl5 Sat 23 Dec 2017 23:05:46 No.3450997 Report

Quoted By: >>3451041

>>3450802
Are you tired of you normal boring life? Do you want to try your luck with Santa?
Hi! I'm Billy Mays here with a Pill that turns you into a cute little girl elven worker!
After taking the Pill you will be automatically transported to the North Pole
and be turned into a cute elven girl so you can work for santa himself!
Working for Santa has many benefits like high pay and being able to use magic! Your life will never be the same again!
If you're lucky you might be able to go with Santa and give presents to all the well-behaved Christian kids!
You can even punish the other no-so-great kids!
Change your life for the better and order the pill for only 19.99$!
Theres only limited stock availible! You have to order right now!

>>3450875
Thanks!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+B7raipA Sat 23 Dec 2017 23:11:11 No.3451041 Report

Quoted By: >>3451118

>>3450997
Billy I have another request. A game called "Chink Kink"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gcakTOl5 Sat 23 Dec 2017 23:20:15 No.3451118 Report

Quoted By: >>3451150

>>3451041
STICK WITH THE CHRISTMAS THEME

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+B7raipA Sat 23 Dec 2017 23:23:25 No.3451150 Report

Quoted By: >>3451232

>>3451118
Sorry Billy. "Chink's Christmas Kink"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gcakTOl5 Sat 23 Dec 2017 23:31:54 No.3451232 Report

Quoted By: >>3451260

>>3451150
I'am terribly sorry. I can't make an advertisement for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+B7raipA Sat 23 Dec 2017 23:34:52 No.3451260 Report

Quoted By: >>3451330

>>3451232
Fuck you, cunt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gcakTOl5 Sat 23 Dec 2017 23:41:28 No.3451330 Report

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>>3451260
now now, let's try to not ruin the Chrismas spirit, shall we?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NdMqxrhu Sat 23 Dec 2017 23:44:38 No.3451365 Report

Quoted By: >>3451507

advertise satan's rap dungeon for me, billyboy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gcakTOl5 Sat 23 Dec 2017 23:59:09 No.3451507 Report

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>>3451365
Does Christmas annoy you? Are you tired of the same old songs and being 'nice' and 'friendly' to all those people you actually hate?
Do you rather want to do something more exiting like lets say... rapping?
Hi! I'am Billy Mays with the place for you!
It's called ''Satans Rap Duengeon'' and its the perfect plays for edgy kids like you!
Challenge other people in epic Rap Battles and win Satanic prices!
The best contenders even get to challenge Satan himself!
Come to Satans Rap Dungeon now and have the best experience of your life!
One ticket to Satans Rap Dungeon only costs 19.99$!
But you have to order now!

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