I just had the best fart of my life (as far as I can remember). I ate some Trader Joe's chocolate ice cream a couple hours ago. My stomach was kinda cramped and my fart wouldn't come out. So I relaxed a bit and rubbed my belly, and just relaxed some more to keep my mind off it and let it come naturally. Then I felt the fart coming. First came a thin sharp one whistling out of my butthole. But I did NOT expect another one to arrive right afterward. This one was like a native american flute. No constricted butthole, just pure continuous air. Sharp, not soft. I could feel vibrations in my anus. Even the sound was melodic and long. The smell was something that I've never smelled in my farts ever in my life. Normally, my fart smells like a regular fart, but this fart smelled different. It was special. It smelled like fermented horse manure - it smelled grassy and natural yet slightly metallic. Not acidic at all. It smelled sharp and it felt like all the gas trapped in my body cavities were expelled, including the small bubbles of gas that accumulated for the past couple years but couldn't escape. You know how sometimes you get an epiphany when you realize something really profound? After farting this fart, I actually felt a sense of enlightenment. This was the greatest fart of my life.
If I could relate it to a piece of music, it would be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJm_ovH1cG4 
