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ITT : relatives you're forced to see for Christmas

Anonymous ID:U8aN9y76 Sun 24 Dec 2017 10:40:42 No.3456364 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3456367 >>3456417 >>3456491 >>3457685

let's get some christmas magic going

>cousin
>older than me but looks up to me anyway for some reason
>impossible to get rid off
>tries really hard to be a Chad but still a virgin
>can spend an hour showing me pictures of hot classmates
>impressively unfunny
>would definitely browse /b/ and /r9k/ if he wasn't a failed normie
merry christmas everybody

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B/4Rsfo0 Sun 24 Dec 2017 10:41:24 No.3456367 Report

Quoted By: >>3456384 >>3456385

>>3456364
none

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Anonymous ID:ctSgckEE Sun 24 Dec 2017 10:42:23 No.3456379 Report

Quoted By: >>3456384 >>3456385

Literally none of them. My family gave me the perfect christmas gift of their absence from the country this year

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Lu511aa6 Sun 24 Dec 2017 10:42:50 No.3456384 Report

Quoted By: >>3456385

>>3456367
>>3456379
this

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Anonymous ID:U8aN9y76 Sun 24 Dec 2017 10:43:19 No.3456385 Report

Quoted By: >>3456389 >>3456400

>>3456367
>>3456379
>>3456384

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Anonymous ID:Lu511aa6 Sun 24 Dec 2017 10:43:56 No.3456389 Report

Quoted By:

>>3456385
normie lel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B/4Rsfo0 Sun 24 Dec 2017 10:45:31 No.3456400 Report

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>>3456385
poor france

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Anonymous ID:P6kKn53k Sun 24 Dec 2017 10:48:36 No.3456417 Report

Quoted By: >>3456448 >>3456514

>>3456364
>mom
>mom's boyfriend
>and her boyfriend's family
>fuckers without anything in common with me but casualty want to take me away from that event in my favorite vidya
>not because religion nor because they like me
>but because "muh time to share"
>they don't share anything with me
>they just complain at me and tell me how much i'm shit at being normal
>shit on each others beliefs (or lack of it)
>and of course mine.
>dad and bro are away because "family is broken"
>like every year be remembered how dad leaved us on christmas
>young brother like a mix of chad and beta faggot, runs bellow daddy's scrote to cover himself from rejection
>I'm forced live this shit till the day I die

merry christmas OP

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Anonymous ID:zmdUY2EZ Sun 24 Dec 2017 10:51:18 No.3456432 Report

Quoted By: >>3456503

>tfw first year none of my family minus Mother has sent me a Christmas Card and no invites
>Don't even put my name on cards addressed to Mother.
>2018 will be year of no weddings, no shitty Halloween parties or "get togethers"
It only took 3 years from them to drop me. Spending my Christmas holiday working on some personal projects instead of screaming kids and burnt meat.

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Anonymous ID:fWKloLHd Sun 24 Dec 2017 10:52:44 No.3456442 Report

Quoted By: >>3456503

>Be me
>Work as santa in local mall
>Dozen of kids comes by every day
>Sits on my lap
>mfw they complain about sitting on something hard

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Anonymous ID:P6kKn53k Sun 24 Dec 2017 10:53:51 No.3456448 Report

Quoted By: >>3456503

>>3456417
>family hadn't a real familiar christmas since that summer of 2006
>I had assisted to christmas mass alone since I was 11.

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Anonymous ID:e8LhXHyb Sun 24 Dec 2017 11:01:29 No.3456491 Report

Quoted By: >>3456503

>>3456364
>older step sister
>has wanted my D since I hit puberty
>relief when she moved out
>first thing she does on arrival is invade my room and give me uncomfortably long hugs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OFkGZgnc Sun 24 Dec 2017 11:03:59 No.3456503 Report

Quoted By: >>3456749

>>3456432
stay strong, dude
>>3456442
hopefully you get to have sexual interactions with a cute one
>>3456448
its ok, learn how to cook chrismas dishes and cook for friends, if none maybe you can give away to some random people in the street, but people may think you tryna poison them
>>3456491
hopefully she gets more attractive and then you can have sexual interactions with her, unless you don't want it

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Anonymous ID:U8aN9y76 Sun 24 Dec 2017 11:05:15 No.3456514 Report

Quoted By: >>3456749

>>3456417
good luck fren

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iXvOe6sD Sun 24 Dec 2017 11:09:32 No.3456542 Report

Quoted By: >>3456721 >>3456749

>random "friends" that aren't friends, and just dickheads who shit on me
>trying to talk to them makes my mind just fucking crumble
>trying to play vidya with them results in them lagging behind, being too retarded to learn the controls, and calling the game too hard because they don't have any brain cells
>they occasionally put on music, but it's always shitty pop music that's comparable to the fucking crazy bus theme
>i have to put up with these shitheads
i hate my life, please kill me.
i don't even know them, too. they just act as if i'm their friend, but i really don't have any friends.

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Anonymous ID:U8aN9y76 Sun 24 Dec 2017 11:31:29 No.3456721 Report

Quoted By: >>3456733

>>3456542
maybe get away from them ? I don't know man that sounds tough

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iXvOe6sD Sun 24 Dec 2017 11:33:38 No.3456733 Report

Quoted By: >>3456786

>>3456721
i would get away, but i'm stuck here for the time being, mainly because i'm broke as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P6kKn53k Sun 24 Dec 2017 11:37:04 No.3456749 Report

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>>3456503
>>3456514
Thanks guys

>>3456542
Good God

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:U8aN9y76 Sun 24 Dec 2017 11:44:09 No.3456786 Report

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>>3456733
I'm sure it'll be alright as soon as you can get some money, good luck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0cdBWMK7 Sun 24 Dec 2017 11:50:39 No.3456808 Report

Quoted By: >>3456818 >>3457527

I miss my cool aunties and my cousins from my mother's side, but I sure as shit don't miss my cousins from my dad's side.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y6Cq6MhJ Sun 24 Dec 2017 11:52:07 No.3456818 Report

Quoted By: >>3456827

>>3456808
daddy issues? that sure does explain a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0cdBWMK7 Sun 24 Dec 2017 11:53:43 No.3456827 Report

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>>3456818
Your reading comprehension is shit. I like my dad, just not the kids of my uncles of his side.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N6OrA4Fx Sun 24 Dec 2017 11:58:50 No.3457527 Report

Quoted By: >>3457547

>>3456808
Do you ever travel back to the US for christmas or to visit? I am assuming you are american-saudi anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0cdBWMK7 Sun 24 Dec 2017 12:01:08 No.3457547 Report

Quoted By: >>3457559

>>3457527
Not this year or last year, sadly. I do get an extended summer holiday in compensation though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N6OrA4Fx Sun 24 Dec 2017 12:03:09 No.3457559 Report

Quoted By: >>3457614

>>3457547
Ohw, I hope you can visit them next year

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0cdBWMK7 Sun 24 Dec 2017 12:16:24 No.3457614 Report

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>>3457559
Yeah, hopefully. And thanks, friend.

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Anonymous ID:OkeDN6TC Sun 24 Dec 2017 12:21:25 No.3457630 Report

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Okay this one isn't a relative but whatever.
>This year my parents decided to invite their friends to the christmas dinner
>They have a 3 year old kid
>That obnoxious fucker won't stop screaming
>Literally runs around the house, yelling like a fucking retard.
Fucking hell I want to smash his head against a wall so fucking bad please help me

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Anonymous ID:XbfTpwzo Sun 24 Dec 2017 12:31:23 No.3457685 Report

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>>3456364
>Visit relatives
>Get bombarded with questions
>"When are you going to do this"
>"Why don't you do this"
>"So and so's doing this, so why don't you"
>"Are you dating anon"
Every time

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