Take some cottage cheese and grind it into the keys. Open command prompt. Type phone a friend. Receive call from friend and make sure to mention 2 holidays and 3 types of domesticated animals. Go to your front door and open it to find an envelope. Pour lemon juice on it to get the code. Go back to computer, put cottage cheese on code to get CBC. Type this all into the computer calculator. Close your eyes and count backwards from 10. Now open Gmail and you will be logged in.
