>Anon furiously posting on 4chan one day
>covered in Cheeto dust from the latest bag he stole from some dumb stupid kid
>"I bet he was a Christian, so it's fine"
>laugh to yourself, and your ability to exert your intellectual dominance shining true once more
>"oh, before I forget..."
>tips fedora
>smile to yourself, but in a moment of horror you freeze
>someone on /bant/ likes Christianity...
>feel your heart beat speed up, your fat tense, your neck chins growing more prominent
>how? How could such allow IQ be allowed on 4chan?
>prepare for counterattack
>"Wow you stupid RELIGITARD..."
>what a glorious new word. For a moment, you feel overwhelming pride in your power to make new insults for the misguided religious
>"... why do you worship a dead kike on a stick you know religion's to blame for LITERALLY ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS?! You're so stupid I can't believe there's so many people like you, I wish more people were smart like me, then there'd be no religion and the world would be perfect"
>attach an unrelated picture or some anti-religion meme you drew in paint, then fight your way through the captcha
>"man, this captcha's taking for-fucking-ever. I bet it's a Christian too!"
>finally manage to post
>snort and laugh to yourself, shoveling another handful of cheetos in your mouth
>Another religitard down! Atheists 1, religion 0
