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Anonymous ID:oQPZyU6t Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:33:31 No.3475631 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3475682 >>3475794 >>3476541 >>3476638

>be american
>xmas morning
>waddle down stairs in my XXL duke nukem jimjams
>whole family is there
>just over half of them are white
>"what's for dinner maawm and paawp?"
>It's glockamole
>get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6i5iSlgb Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:36:37 No.3475652 Report

Quoted By: >>3475660 >>3476817

xxl isn't even big dude i have to wear a 4xl or 3xlt just because of my upper body being disproportionately big

fucking skinny fags get off my board

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឴ ID:Lrt7os2T Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:37:33 No.3475660 Report

Quoted By: >>3475669

>>3475652
dumb fat furfag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6i5iSlgb Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:38:44 No.3475669 Report

Quoted By: >>3475679 >>3476541

>>3475660
i'm not that fat there's plenty of people that weigh more than me who wear smaller sizes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OMjS+4hh Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:39:41 No.3475679 Report

Quoted By: >>3475702 >>3475705

>>3475669
>I’m not THAT fat, guise!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+ATuiFzY Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:39:53 No.3475682 Report

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>>3475631
I would love to own some duke nukem jimjams.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6i5iSlgb Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:41:26 No.3475702 Report

Quoted By: >>3476541

>>3475679
not an argument. i could lose my gut entirely and still have to wear the same size clothes cause they aren't long enough and are stretched up by by shoulders.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7L2+zvEk Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:41:48 No.3475705 Report

Quoted By: >>3476141

>>3475679
Top

Kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:r4OUULFy Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:44:42 No.3475731 Report

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I'm a large and I'm 5'11. Is this average?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NH9lLVGF Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:46:41 No.3475753 Report

Quoted By: >>3475775 >>3475794 >>3476322

>be me
>average american
>wake up
>get shot by wife
>shoot her back in a loving gesture
>go downstairs to get ready to go to work
>get shot 3 times through window in crossfire of police shootouts
>go outside
>get shot by neighbor
>shoot him back in greetings
>get in car to drive to work
>get pulled over 7 times and shot by cops
>stop at mcdonalds for breakfast
>mcdonalds gets shot up
>decide to walk to work
>get shot in drive-by shootings 4 times
>get to work
>work is shot up 13 times while i'm there
>walk back home because car was stolen
>shot
>go inside house and go to bed
>shoot wife goodnight
An average day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r4OUULFy Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:49:46 No.3475775 Report

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>>3475753
>work is shot up 13 times
>average day
That's on the low end

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Anonymous ID:1SkWK/tb Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:51:46 No.3475794 Report

Quoted By: >>3475814

>>3475631
>>3475753
Fug you just described my christmas day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xvxQogfU Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:53:52 No.3475810 Report

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Haha brilliant. Posting this on /r/4chan ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NH9lLVGF Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:54:13 No.3475814 Report

Quoted By:

>>3475794
Are you alright ameri-kun?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OMjS+4hh Mon 25 Dec 2017 22:25:18 No.3476141 Report

Quoted By: >>3476297

>>3475705
>HAHAHA FAT AMERICAN BOY
I’m 125lbs my guy :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:umUKFwNU Mon 25 Dec 2017 22:39:52 No.3476297 Report

Quoted By: >>3476371 >>3476545

>>3476141
there is no excuse to be american and under 150 pounds unless you're 13

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7JCq8o+m Mon 25 Dec 2017 22:41:46 No.3476322 Report

Quoted By: >>3476578

>>3475753
That's everyday life in Southern Mexico, the only difference being that you'd get pulled over by narcos demanding to be paid tribute, and then get beheaded and have your headless body hung upside down in the main square of the town.

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Anonymous ID:eyHbsGZC Mon 25 Dec 2017 22:45:27 No.3476358 Report

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We're building up our immunity to bullets so we no longer need to spend so much on defense.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OGENqrTG Mon 25 Dec 2017 22:47:25 No.3476371 Report

Quoted By: >>3476545

>>3476297
Seriously.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jc2o6mDV Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:03:49 No.3476541 Report

Quoted By:

>>3475669
>4xl
>not fat
>>3475702
Show timestamped pics
>>3475631
>be bong
>Christmas morning
>waddle down in my XXL union jack jimjams
>whole family is there
>having nice family breakfast
>pay-TV runs
>some Asian kicks the door in
>start calling the police
>nephew is a chav
>cheeky wanker grabs a butter knife
>"oi mate"
>"lay that knoife down"
>Asian doesn't realize what's going on while I hold back that little shit
>just looks silent with his brown paki eyes
>police arrives
>tell them that my nephew wanted to harm poor Asian with butter knoife for breaking in like it's my duty as a proud citizen of the Crown
>they put the chav in handcuffs
>Asian grabs the plasma TV while the cops are busy
>goes out front door
>family breakfast ruined
>no pay TV
>At least nephew got imprisoned

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cmrEFODg Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:03:56 No.3476545 Report

Quoted By: >>3476549

>>3476297
>>3476371
I eat fast food at least 5 times a week, that’s more than a majority of people I know. I just have an active lifestyle and an inhuman metabolism

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6i5iSlgb Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:04:35 No.3476549 Report

Quoted By: >>3476703

>>3476545
yain't lift

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ygXHZ43W Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:07:09 No.3476578 Report

Quoted By: >>3476628 >>3476713

>>3476322
still better than brazil

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OERmDC6c Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:10:37 No.3476628 Report

Quoted By: >>3476872

>>3476578
>be amerishart
>get shot
>his widow has son with Tyrone
>get mutted and cucked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YLfHGdgT Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:11:17 No.3476638 Report

Quoted By:

>>3475631
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cmrEFODg Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:14:55 No.3476703 Report

Quoted By:

>>3476549
Not at the gym, no, but I think “diesel mechanic” counts as “active”

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OERmDC6c Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:15:36 No.3476713 Report

Quoted By: >>3476872

>>3476578
in brazil we don't have thugs waving guns in the streets like you do have in america you fucking mutt

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Anonymous ID:TQh9ardS Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:22:28 No.3476817 Report

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>>3475652
I have that same problem.

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Anonymous ID:nWt292A3 Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:24:12 No.3476840 Report

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Blow it out your ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cmrEFODg Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:25:55 No.3476872 Report

Quoted By: >>3476894

>>3476628
>>3476713
>Brazilians calling any other nationality mutts
Oh the incredible irony

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OERmDC6c Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:27:23 No.3476894 Report

Quoted By: >>3477043

>>3476872
all you know about us was told by your jewish media. Have you ever been here to say Brazil is worse than fucking Mexico?

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Anonymous ID:TQh9ardS Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:37:49 No.3477043 Report

Quoted By: >>3477095 >>3477274

>>3476894
Mexico has cartels, Brazil has kids in the street willing to shank you for a dollar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OERmDC6c Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:41:07 No.3477095 Report

Quoted By: >>3477122

>>3477043
says who? you? what a reliable source of information. I don't know what part of brazil you think a live, but here the kids don't nothing more than begging money for the cars waiting in the traffic lights.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OERmDC6c Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:42:57 No.3477122 Report

Quoted By: >>3477453

>>3477095
and it happens in what you americans call "the hood"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OERmDC6c Mon 25 Dec 2017 23:53:47 No.3477274 Report

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>>3477043
and if you want to talk about child abuse, at least our children don't get their penises mitilated by filthy olde men

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TQh9ardS Tue 26 Dec 2017 00:05:15 No.3477453 Report

Quoted By: >>3477490 >>3477506

>>3477122
There are a few documentaries about it.
The "kids" shooting people in American hoods are big black guys in their late teens and they're almost always trying to kill a rival gang member, not random tourists.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OERmDC6c Tue 26 Dec 2017 00:08:07 No.3477490 Report

Quoted By:

>>3477453
actually, the only ones dying by gunshots here are those involved in crime, never random hardworking people. And the "tourist" getting shot is pure sensationalism, if it happens, its because dumb criminals think you guys have money when you are just as poor.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OERmDC6c Tue 26 Dec 2017 00:09:08 No.3477506 Report

Quoted By:

>>3477453
and this black is probably not even brazilian, if it is, its from Rio de JaNegro.

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