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I present to (you): Mr. Mayor, a raving homeless man who believes he is the mayor of Festus, Missouri. He has lost both feet, one in Korea, the other to Diabetes. He is jewish and proud of it, and bears a tatty velvet cape and top hat. But now, he is running for mayor of /bant/!
Bnonymous
>>3479539 He's got my vote, thank you for your service!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>3479551 Well the truth is he isn't jewish. He's completely delusional
Anonymous
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but thats my wife chino
Anonymous
>>3479539 >But now, he is running for mayor of /bant/! this wasn't funny the first time
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>3479604 Mr. Mayor will prevail
Anonymous
>>3479539 What are his positions on rape?
Anonymous
>>3479539 goodluck beating samson
Anonymous
>>3479814 Mr. Mayor is an avid rapist himself, however he cannot answer if he does or does not support it
Anonymous
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>>3479833 Mr. Mayor is a man of the people!
Anonymous
>>3480027 I don't know if I can support somebody who's so wishy-washy on rape. I want a principled rapist who stands by both the act and his actions. I'm going to go with Samson, sorry.
>>3479833 Anonymous
>>3480039 Well what if I told you Mr. Mayor has actually just opened up about his feelings of rape? He actually wants statutory rape laws across /bant/.
Anonymous
>>3480081 Okay, Mr. Mayor has my vote. I appreciate his creative use of tennis balls and his newfound pro-rape stance.
Anonymous
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>>3480120 Mr. Mayor promises legalized rape, molestation, and abuse.
