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>be American
>get shot
>excessive fat stops the bullet
>go to the hospital
>tip the patients for not getting me sick
>get treated
>tip the doctor
>incur a lifetime worth of debt
>leave hospital
>get shot
>get shot
>excessive fat stops the bullet
>go to the hospital
>tip the patients for not getting me sick
>get treated
>tip the doctor
>incur a lifetime worth of debt
>leave hospital
>get shot