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ITT:we are the crew of a space cruiser

Anonymous ID:Q1Cdsqzr Tue 26 Dec 2017 17:50:29 No.3486951 View View Reply Original Report

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hanger guy

hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 17:53:10 No.3486982 Report

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and you're fucking lazy awoling bunch of cunts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dww1GmNu Tue 26 Dec 2017 17:55:39 No.3486995 Report

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Honestly sometimes I'm envious of the cap'n and all his entourage and fame, but I don't mind just loadin' crates if it means I ain't got to worry about everyun's lives. That's 'is job, after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gHUzmZpm Tue 26 Dec 2017 17:55:58 No.3487002 Report

Quoted By: >>3487127

I'll meet you in the...

Cockpit ;))))))

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q1Cdsqzr Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:02:19 No.3487063 Report

Quoted By: >>3487119

we are receiving a message from an unknown source

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:iZY+sSIh Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:04:58 No.3487092 Report

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>>3486951
Where the white women at

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:07:51 No.3487119 Report

Quoted By: >>3487165

>>3487063
Shoot the fuck out of it

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:08:11 No.3487127 Report

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>>3487002
ill get the cockpit grease :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q1Cdsqzr Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:11:45 No.3487165 Report

Quoted By: >>3487176 >>3487184

>>3487119
the message is in an indecipherable language.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:12:57 No.3487176 Report

Quoted By: >>3488872

>>3487165
Trace message origin, blow the fuck out of whatever sent it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dww1GmNu Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:13:17 No.3487184 Report

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>>3487165
How do we know it's a language? Are there little letters on screen? That's really human-like for a supposed alien, OP. I don't think you're very into this Sci-Fi style :^)

Oops, I mean, "THEY'RE ILLEGAL ALIENS! SHOOT 'EM!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q1Cdsqzr Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:18:14 No.3487236 Report

Quoted By: >>3487257

The source has been detected by our engineers
and it's approaching at incredible speed to our cruiser
shall we prepare the shields?

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:20:06 No.3487257 Report

Quoted By: >>3487311

>>3487236
shields are up sir. 96% capacity.
nuclear warheads are at the ready.
just give the order.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:24:51 No.3487311 Report

Quoted By: >>3487337

>>3487257
Wait- wait. Don't fire yet. Which direction is it coming from? I see. Divert as much power into forward shields as possible. If that thing rams us, it would be better to have a shield then guns.

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:27:47 No.3487337 Report

Quoted By: >>3487395

>>3487311
i can't see the control pannel sir im too drunk, it could be any direction... might as well just go with the forward shields, were not usually rammed from behind.

Bridge 2nd Commander

Bridge 2nd Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:33:32 No.3487395 Report

Quoted By: >>3487501

>>3487337
Alright. Computer, any updates on possible origin or size of object?

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:43:41 No.3487501 Report

Quoted By: >>3487528 >>3487539 >>3487559

>>3487395
origin - unknown
size - approax 14,000m in length
eta - 5 minutes and counting

we better decide what to do about this fast. if it doesn't slow down theres a high chance the shields won't be able to take the impact and we could easily lose the bridge and several decks ontop of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dww1GmNu Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:46:04 No.3487528 Report

Quoted By: >>3487551

>>3487501
then move lol

Turn off the weapon recoil inhibitors and use them and forward thrusters together to accelerate quickly out of the way.

Bridge 2nd Commander

Bridge 2nd Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:46:57 No.3487539 Report

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>>3487501
Good God. Is there any way we can doge it? Could we outrun it?

Bridge 2nd Commander

Bridge 2nd Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:48:28 No.3487551 Report

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>>3487528
That's brilliant! Promote him, and let's keep that as an option. For now, though, are there any other options?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:49:09 No.3487559 Report

Quoted By: >>3487601

>>3487501
I`m on the wapons. Filthy xenos ask for it.

Bridge 2nd Commander

Bridge 2nd Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:52:52 No.3487601 Report

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>>3487559
I'm glad we have someone so enthusiastic in the crew, but don't get trigger-happy yet. Wait for my orders.

Cap. of the 3rd Engineer Brigade

Cap. of the 3rd Engineer Brigade ID:Q1Cdsqzr Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:53:23 No.3487609 Report

Quoted By: >>3487638

the main cannon is in a deplorable status
my squadron is trying to fix the inconvenient

Bridge 2nd Captain

Bridge 2nd Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 18:58:01 No.3487638 Report

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>>3487609
Dammit, we've got no time! Get the hell out of there and prepare for fight or flight, whichever works the best. Computer! Estimated time until collision!

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:00:20 No.3487658 Report

Quoted By: >>3487678

30 seconds sir
were moving out the way.. slowly though. this could be a near miss. hold onto something and brace for impact!

Bridge 2nd Captain

Bridge 2nd Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:02:09 No.3487678 Report

Quoted By: >>3487716

>>3487658
DESIGNATION RU, ROMANIAN BRIGADE! DIVERT ALL POWER TO GUNS, DEACTIVATE STABILIZERS, AND BLAST AWAY! WE'LL DOGE THEM NOW!

hanger guy

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hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:02:52 No.3487687 Report

Quoted By: >>3487724 >>3488501

were getting visuals. mother of god. some deep fuckwittery must have cooked this son of a bitch up.
kill it with fire.

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:03:06 No.3487689 Report

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Fucking cannons don`t work? bullshit, i`ll take the laser blasters, board them if needed and going to the auxiliary guns.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jqmSxwzX Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:04:37 No.3487711 Report

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WHOEVER IS DOING IT STOP FARTING IN THE AIRLOCK EVERY TIME I TRY TO TAKE A SPACEWALK I HAVE TO SMELL ROTTEN EGGS AHHHHHHHHHHH

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:05:02 No.3487716 Report

Quoted By: >>3487730

>>3487678
Done! looks like some eldar/protos ship. Only ion canons can wound it!
On my way!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gHUzmZpm Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:05:54 No.3487723 Report

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WHO THE FUCK ATE ALL THE FIG NEWTONS WE HAD 3 WEEKS WORTH OF SUPPLIES YOU CUNTS

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:05:58 No.3487724 Report

Quoted By: >>3487767

>>3487687
Any sign they want to talk it over?

Commie ewok_dogo

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Commie ewok_dogo ID:/J5LVkNJ Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:06:02 No.3487725 Report

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Cap. of the 3rd Engineer Brigade

Cap. of the 3rd Engineer Brigade ID:Q1Cdsqzr Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:06:03 No.3487726 Report

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I'm afraid we will have to limit to only use the minor cannons!

Bridge 2nd Captain

Bridge 2nd Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:06:19 No.3487730 Report

Quoted By: >>3487764

>>3487716
For now, concentrate on dodging any other attacks it might make. Good work. Computer, ship's status!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:06:21 No.3487733 Report

Quoted By: >>3487784

*the spacesquid brushes past the cruiser at 14000m/s one of its tendrils bores a hole in the side of the ship leaking crew mates, rum and filthy trap porn everywhere, screaming and fapping stirs to a silence in the cold depths of space*

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:08:56 No.3487764 Report

Quoted By: >>3487793

>>3487730
This ain`t gonna work they`re ship can take our minor canons. Boarding ship. Someone take my place on the canons. I am going to the launch pads. Focus all fire power in one point only!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:09:01 No.3487767 Report

Quoted By: >>3487786 >>3487796

>>3487724
it speaks in a language we don't yet understand. and as with things we don't understand we must stick to our motto "if its beyond us, it dies"

Bridge 2nd Commander

Bridge 2nd Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:10:20 No.3487784 Report

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>>3487733
Dammit. Computer, seal off the affected areas, divert life support away from them. Fire on that thing with everything we have! Prepare for evasive maneuvers, and prepare to disengage weapon stabilizers in case it charges again!

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:10:35 No.3487786 Report

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>>3487767
They may take parts of our ship but never the trap porn!

Bridge 2nd Commander

Bridge 2nd Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:11:39 No.3487793 Report

Quoted By: >>3487835

>>3487764
Dammit, rU, get back here! We need you to direct the other gunners! Computer, status on the creature!

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:12:00 No.3487796 Report

Quoted By: >>3487884

>>3487767
Use my robot and download modern day swedish language, it`s in the arabic languages folder. See whether you can talk something with them after.

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:15:07 No.3487831 Report

Quoted By: >>3487874 >>3487877

theres still crew members getting out of there.. we've got to give them a greater chance to escape. unless were critical we can't cut them off.
*flips silo launch cover and mashes down on the fire button*
how do you like these nuts?
*a hail of nuclear missiles arc divergently towards the target*

Romaniac

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Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:15:17 No.3487835 Report

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>>3487793
I swear, if we don`t make it alive no more burgers on the menu.

Romaniac

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Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:18:02 No.3487868 Report

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giving them the business

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:18:39 No.3487874 Report

Quoted By:

>>3487831
call for reinforcements !

Bridge 2nd Captain

Bridge 2nd Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:19:05 No.3487877 Report

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>>3487831
Designation WY, we have to stop the damage from causing other areas of the ship to go critical. Start using the damn Ions, somebody! We need to start moving again!

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:19:51 No.3487884 Report

Quoted By: >>3487933

>>3487796
okay lets give this a shot it seems impervious to our artillery.
-opens up comm link between the spacesquid-
"a durka durka, mohammed jiahd, baka allah?! a durka!"

... lets see how it responds

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:24:14 No.3487925 Report

Quoted By: >>3487942

>>3486951
where is all the food stashed?

Bridge 2nd Commander

Bridge 2nd Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:24:30 No.3487933 Report

Quoted By: >>3487991 >>3487998

>>3487884
DESIGNATION WY, STOP ATTEMPTING TO COMMUNICATE AND KILL IT WITH AN ION CANNON OR MY BOOT WILL BE LODGED UP YOUR EXCRETIONAL CAVITY FOR A FORTNIGHT

Bridge 2nd Commander

Bridge 2nd Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:25:22 No.3487942 Report

Quoted By: >>3488018

>>3487925
GET ON THE COMMS FOR GOD'S SAKES

Romaniac

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Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:29:52 No.3487991 Report

Quoted By: >>3488021

>>3487933
Sweetie, i am doing my best.

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:30:41 No.3487998 Report

Quoted By: >>3488021

>>3487933
the weapons aren't doing anything, we might as well be throwing pebbles at it... and
it doesn't appear to be responding which is a very bad sign.
*the ion cannon charges with a motor like whir then a stream of blue instantly connects with the spacesquids skull*
*BLAWWWWWWWW*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lphJDYVN Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:31:57 No.3488012 Report

Quoted By: >>3488030

Salamalecum

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:32:40 No.3488018 Report

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>>3487942
Miraculously they start to work. I`m aiming for the bridge

Bridge 2nd Commander

Bridge 2nd Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:32:56 No.3488021 Report

Quoted By: >>3488068

>>3487998
>>3487991
Good God! It hit! Oh, what's that for doing your bes-
(Explosions from belowdeck)
Hell! Computer, status! Now!

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:33:48 No.3488030 Report

Quoted By: >>3488049

>>3488012
Holy shit they answered! I am still firing .

Bridge 2nd Commander

Bridge 2nd Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:36:02 No.3488049 Report

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>>3488030
CUT THE GUNS, THEN! COMPUTER, STATUS!

ships computer

ships computer ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:37:43 No.3488068 Report

Quoted By: >>3488086 >>3488092 >>3488212

>>3488021
shields - 14%
armour - 67%
hull - 87%
ion cannon status - offline
warheads remaining - 32
medium cannons 4/8 online
light cannons 7/8 online

deck breaches on decks h, k, r and s
crew members lost 45
at least half the trap porn is irecoverable

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:39:45 No.3488086 Report

Quoted By: >>3488107

>>3488068
>ion cannon status - offline
Someone should get that computer fixed or maybe the mice have cut the wires.

Bridge 2nd Commander

Bridge 2nd Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:40:21 No.3488092 Report

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>>3488068
Damnit! Computer, seal the breaches! We need to save the remaining por- CREW MEMBERS, I-I mean crew members! Launch a warhead, see what it does against this thing, and alert me if it starts getting to ramming speed again!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:41:40 No.3488107 Report

Quoted By: >>3488150

>>3488086
The cannon just went out, I'm guessing. That's what I get for using damaged equipment. Start hitting the point where the Ion cannon hit it with everything else w have!

Romaniac

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Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:46:12 No.3488150 Report

Quoted By: >>3488164 >>3488183

>>3488107
You know, i could use the drop pod to board them. I just hop on, hit it at the point where i shot with the ion canon and start sharing my love with my blaster.
*runs as fast a$$ he cans to the mediums

ships computer

ships computer ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:47:49 No.3488163 Report

Quoted By: >>3488170 >>3488187

decks h, k and r have been sealed. deck s requires manual sealing. without this the remainder of the trap porn is sure to be lost.

we can't keep recharging the shields and using the ion cannon simultenously.the energy grid can't take that amount of strain in our current condition.

Bridge 2nd Captain

Bridge 2nd Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:47:51 No.3488164 Report

Quoted By: >>3488176

>>3488150
rU, if you're not back on here before we start nuking that thing, we're leaving without you.

Bridge 2nd Captain

Bridge 2nd Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:49:19 No.3488170 Report

Quoted By: >>3488226

>>3488163
Alright. Computer, power down Ion Cannon until further notice, and send an team down to try repairing it. Anyone here up for manually sealing off an entire deck?

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:49:38 No.3488176 Report

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>>3488164
how much time do i have?
*runs to pods

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:50:31 No.3488183 Report

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>>3488150
i'll volunteer, it might as well be a suicide mission though. here take this c4, we can bore a hole through the carapace whilst its distracted with the autocannons and then we've got to haul ass out of there asap!

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:50:49 No.3488187 Report

Quoted By: >>3488208

>>3488163
Computer, how much until the nukes get ready?

ships computer

ships computer ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:53:23 No.3488208 Report

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>>3488187
rearming in 4 minutes sir. i'm going to suggest dropping them all as we set off the c4 from the landing party

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:54:12 No.3488212 Report

Quoted By: >>3488231

>>3488068
FOR GOD SAKE WHERE IS MY MAYONAISE AND INSTANT NOODLES? I'VE JUST WOKE FROM CRYOSLEEP

hanger guy

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hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:54:39 No.3488217 Report

Quoted By: >>3488226

are you getting in Romaniac? i need someone to work this drill if were going to manage it in time

Romaniac

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Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:56:13 No.3488226 Report

Quoted By: >>3488238 >>3488252

>>3488217
Let`s roll

>>3488170
My helmet is linked to your audio system, would you be so kind as to put something to make the blood boil?

ships computer

ships computer ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:57:08 No.3488231 Report

Quoted By: >>3488261 >>3488274

>>3488212
i..i.. can't let you do that anon. not while were bracing for ultimate hull failure and total ship implosion. i can provide the mayo however.. if you just position yourself infront of one of the computer terminals and hold still.

Bridge 2nd Captain

Bridge 2nd Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 19:58:58 No.3488238 Report

Quoted By: >>3488261

>>3488226
Private... Do me a favor, and kill something for me. Bring me a head and I'll buy you lunch when you get back.

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:00:52 No.3488252 Report

Quoted By: >>3488273

>>3488226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2LG7JXK5mQ
this might do i don't have a fucking clue anymore.
*the dropship exits the back of the ship and begins to weave its way past the squids tendrils*
"make sure you keep us covered with those cannons!"

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:01:54 No.3488261 Report

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>>3488238
>>3488231
*drop pod closed*
*blast off in 3....2......1......*
*Boowwwnmmnnghhhh*

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:04:06 No.3488273 Report

Quoted By: >>3488301 >>3488307

10 seconds till impact.

>>3488252
I forgot to mention computer, nice boots

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:04:08 No.3488274 Report

Quoted By: >>3488295

>>3488231
how long have I been sleeping? nevermind, wheres my auto repair tool so I can *magically* fix the shields. I probably left it near the escape pods, so how about one of you snatch it for me?

ships computer

ships computer ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:07:09 No.3488295 Report

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>>3488274
it says here you've been
asleep for a good year now, must have been a good sleep. you've repeato shat the cryro chamber it seems

Bridge 2nd Commander

Bridge 2nd Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:08:48 No.3488301 Report

Quoted By: >>3488334 >>3488358 >>3488380

>>3488273
You know, you aren't actually that much of a dick. Computer, how long till that Nuke is ready?

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:09:24 No.3488307 Report

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>>3488273
*the dropship clamps down on the topside of one of the space squids huge eyes*
"lets hope this fucker doesn't blink..."

ships computer

ships computer ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:13:29 No.3488334 Report

Quoted By: >>3488358 >>3488380 >>3488427 >>3488520

>>3488301
ready and armed, were clear to fire 5 at once sir. just done packing the extra explosive warheads ontop of the missiles and we can hit them with everything.

i wouldn't get too comfortable looking at these boots unless you want to see them up reallllly close if you catch my drift

Romaniac

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Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:16:20 No.3488358 Report

Quoted By: >>3488393

>>3488301
Good thing i have all my grenades. Eldar as suspected.

>>3488334
Computer, take cover and scan the fastest way to the shield generator room.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:18:35 No.3488379 Report

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oh shit
seems like this ITT series is alive again

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:18:35 No.3488380 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488334
also try inserting a virus and hack their data. Download everything!

>>3488301
Captain, see if you can store the data computer downloads

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:caxmHza6 Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:19:10 No.3488386 Report

Quoted By: >>3488401 >>3488412

Bridge, this is engineering crew here.
Sounds like I can hear somthing scutting in the air vents. Im going to check it out with just my dull flashlight and no weapons whatsoever - if you dont hear back from me then just assume all is well.

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:19:25 No.3488387 Report

Quoted By: >>3488456

romaniac and hanger guy clear a good 3m hole in the creatures shell leaving a healthy stash of c4 beeping away.
"fire those fucking missiles"
*the dropship detaches without a sound and floats away towards the void*
*a rain of missiles and bullets pepper the squid as the c4 ignites ripping apart the skull of the being into thousands of fragmenting gooey lumps*

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:20:06 No.3488393 Report

Quoted By: >>3488410 >>3489251

>>3488358
"SSSSSCIENCE GRENADES!"
Prepared by using Unobtainium and Uranium, with a slight dash of Plutonium! Get yours today for only 420.99 schmeckles!

Take my ninja sword if you want, fueled by self-producing electricity. I'm a highly reputable scientist!

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:20:29 No.3488398 Report

Quoted By: >>3488456

*sips rum*

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

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Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:20:46 No.3488401 Report

Quoted By: >>3488413

>>3488386
dammit
did one of the cats get into the vents AGAIN?

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:22:03 No.3488410 Report

Quoted By: >>3488426 >>3488435

>>3488393
(side note, it`s thermal, sonic and electroshock geneades, 4 of each kind)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:22:31 No.3488412 Report

Quoted By: >>3488423

>>3488386
I swear to God. Send a security team down there, tell them to be on high alert. Don't send out warheads untill my signal. rU, status!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:caxmHza6 Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:22:36 No.3488413 Report

Quoted By: >>3488439

>>3488401
**static noises**

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:caxmHza6 Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:23:55 No.3488423 Report

Quoted By: >>3488439

>>3488412
**static noises**

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:24:33 No.3488426 Report

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>>3488410
Why don't you have TWO of my ninja swords? That's a staggering deal for only HALF of the original price, 210.50 schmeckles!

Actually they're free, take them, break them, do whatever. I just want others to recognize my inventions...

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:24:34 No.3488427 Report

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>>3488334
I mistaken you with hanger guy, :))))

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:26:03 No.3488435 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488410
Won't you take them? If not, give them to another skilled fighter like you... As a scientist I must have others experiment!

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:26:20 No.3488439 Report

Quoted By: >>3488446 >>3488456 >>3488475

>>3488413
>>3488423
>oh boy
ill send the security team down there

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:27:31 No.3488446 Report

Quoted By: >>3488459

>>3488439
T-take my med-juice. Please? It can repair most organic injuries... even wounds that are deep to the heart.

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:28:44 No.3488456 Report

Quoted By: >>3488458 >>3488466

>>3488387
you`re not giving the orders to fire missles, found the shield genrator room
>pic realted
making my way through

>>3488398
Stop sipping rum and cover me

>>3488439
I am already in the squid dammit

Romaniac

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Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:29:03 No.3488458 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488456
pic realted

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:29:04 No.3488459 Report

Quoted By: >>3488467

>>3488446
>med-juice
>looks at ingredients
>liquid space AIDS

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:30:40 No.3488466 Report

Quoted By: >>3488501

>>3488456
>squid
WAITWHAT

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:30:43 No.3488467 Report

Quoted By: >>3488515

>>3488459
Just take it, a scientist needs results alright? I don't want to risk MY life. Some lab-rats will do-- No wait, strong and skilled fighters!

Bridge 2nd Commander

Bridge 2nd Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:31:45 No.3488475 Report

Quoted By: >>3488515 >>3488520 >>3488557 >>3488581

>>3488439
God damnit. Computer, prepare to fire warheads the instant Designation rU gets out of there.

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:34:26 No.3488501 Report

Quoted By: >>3488528

>>3487687
>>3488466

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:35:50 No.3488514 Report

Quoted By: >>3488525

Hi, does anyone need human milk? I have some if need be.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:36:07 No.3488515 Report

Quoted By: >>3488581

>>3488467
ok ill take it
but why the fuck is this "medjuice" radioactive?
>>3488475
who in the fuck are we bombing?
>inb4 squid kid's dad

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:36:43 No.3488520 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488475
Enemy shields are down, taking the drunk hangar guy with me. Don`t hesitate to fire. I am running.

>>3488334
Computer have you hacked their data?

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:37:02 No.3488525 Report

Quoted By: >>3488542 >>3488564

>>3488514
please don't make me airlock eject you out of the ship

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:wydivWUq Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:37:26 No.3488528 Report

Quoted By: >>3488575

>>3488501
i have business to attend to
*dons spacesuit and leaves via the airlock*
did anyone try cooking up some of that squid? could be delicious if you can pick the sharpnel out of it

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:38:17 No.3488542 Report

Quoted By: >>3488559

>>3488525
Please, no hate speech, i get emotional.

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:39:35 No.3488557 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488475
*plasma to left arm*
*still running*
*almost there*

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:39:47 No.3488559 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488542
>romania

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:40:12 No.3488564 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488525
What? I'm a milkman, my girls are getting full, and your people might get thirsty, so there's no need to be so violent.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:41:33 No.3488575 Report

Quoted By: >>3488592 >>3488598

>>3488528
we could make some calamari from it for sure
just have to ask the monsters in the ship cafeteria to make it

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:41:50 No.3488581 Report

Quoted By: >>3488604

>>3488475
Nuke'em.
How about my URANUS launcher?
(URanium Astrolite Nutty Unguided Semtex)
Albeit it may be made out of plastic, launching a thousand of these might blow a big hole.

>>3488515
Radioactive? It's constructed to SLIGHTLY "disform" your atoms, making organic tissue in your body be easily regenerated.
TL;DR: You get regenerative powers.

Bridge 2nd Captain

Bridge 2nd Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:42:50 No.3488592 Report

Quoted By: >>3488598 >>3488604 >>3488615

>>3488575
Captain, this is 2nd Captain of the Bridge. I'm- I'm preparing to fire the warheads. Clearance requested.

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:43:43 No.3488598 Report

Quoted By:

*back in drop pod*
*detaching*
*leaving the ship and the hangar guy in it because that is what he wants*
>>3488592

DO IT FAGGOT! DO IT NOW!
>>3488575

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

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Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:44:36 No.3488604 Report

Quoted By: >>3488615 >>3488620

>>3488581
>SLIGHTLY "disform" your atoms
>SLIGHTLY
>
>>3488592
is the squid thing hostile first of all?

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:46:19 No.3488615 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488592
If your puny warheads don't work, I swear I'll just get out there myself and fucking manually launch my own URANUS explosives.
>>3488604
Now Now, I'm a scientist.
The power of SCIENCEEEEEEE will be able to do ANYTHING!

Romaniac

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Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:46:50 No.3488620 Report

Quoted By: >>3488634 >>3488683

>>3488604
My left arm is bleeding, trap porn almost destroyed, do the math.

cryosleep agentman

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cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:49:00 No.3488634 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488620
You just need some MED-JUICE!
I'm 99.5% sure that it will help, as long as you don't fuck it up!

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:49:53 No.3488641 Report

Quoted By: >>3488648

Hello, I'm McMusher, and I'm just your run-of-the mill hunter pilot. If anything needs to be done, I'm here for you.

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:50:27 No.3488648 Report

Quoted By: >>3488713

>>3488641
D-drink my med-juice..
Or fire my URANUS explosives at a monster or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K0jKTv6e Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:51:35 No.3488665 Report

Quoted By: >>3488754

Boop Boop beeep

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:52:28 No.3488683 Report

Quoted By: >>3488701 >>3488793

>>3488620
fine
permission granted

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:54:15 No.3488701 Report

Quoted By: >>3488754

>>3488683
Permission to use my URANUS rockets if your weapons can't kill the giant squid?

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:54:42 No.3488709 Report

Quoted By: >>3488727

*evading ship`s light canons*
".......Are sizzlin' like a snare
Honey I'm on fire, I feel it everywhere
Nothin' scares me anymore...."

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:54:53 No.3488713 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488648
I-I'll just fire them at that random barren moon, as a test...

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:56:16 No.3488727 Report

Quoted By: >>3488746

>>3488709
*Throws MED-JUICE towards you*
Don't die.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K0jKTv6e Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:56:46 No.3488732 Report

Quoted By: >>3488754

Bp ibeep eeep

Romaniac

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Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:58:36 No.3488746 Report

Quoted By: >>3488775

>>3488727
Uma delicia

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 20:59:21 No.3488754 Report

Quoted By: >>3488792 >>3488803

>>3488701
URANUS rockets?
whats that exactly?
>>3488732
>>3488665
why is the computer making weird noises?
>proceeds to kick the computer control panel

cryosleep agentman

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cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:00:48 No.3488775 Report

Quoted By: >>3488803

>>3488746
Great, right?

pic related

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:03:25 No.3488792 Report

Quoted By: >>3488815

>>3488754
It's some shit that I'm supposed to throw at stuff. Wanna see me blow up that moon? Need permission though.

Bridge 2nd Captain

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Bridge 2nd Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:03:25 No.3488793 Report

Quoted By: >>3488821 >>3488831

>>3488683
All right. COMPUTER, FIRE ALL AVAILABLE WARHEADS NOW! EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM!

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:04:30 No.3488803 Report

Quoted By: >>3488827

>>3488775
i bleed less, hope it doesn`t have soy in it.

>>3488754
Coming in hot sir, if you could just open a hangar gate i could land .

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:05:48 No.3488815 Report

Quoted By: >>3488832

>>3488792
wait
YOU MADE PLANET BUSTING WEAPONS?
WE'RE NOT EVEN ON A PLANETARY WAR MISSION

Romaniac

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Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:06:09 No.3488821 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488793
>all

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:06:51 No.3488827 Report

Quoted By: >>3488839 >>3488844

>>3488803
alright
but where is hanger guy?
hes usually the one who has permission to open the hangar gates

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:07:17 No.3488831 Report

Quoted By: >>3488856

>>3488793
WAIT DONT USE ALL OF OUR FUCKING WARHEADS

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:07:24 No.3488832 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488815
Wait, nononono! It was supposed to be a test! I don't know what these do either!

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:08:05 No.3488839 Report

Quoted By: >>3488874

>>3488827
*slowly reaches out URANUS rockets*
pssst... use them to break the gates....

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:08:28 No.3488844 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488827
got drunk and wanted to fuck alien chicks, sir
any opening would be appreciated, sir

Bridge 2nd Captain

Bridge 2nd Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:10:18 No.3488856 Report

Quoted By: >>3488861 >>3488874

>>3488831
YOU GAVE ME THE CLEARANCE
DO IT, COMPUTER

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:11:08 No.3488861 Report

Quoted By: >>3488869

>>3488856
NO WAIT!
*Throws a URANUS rocket at your face*

Bridge 2nd Captain

Bridge 2nd Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:12:53 No.3488869 Report

Quoted By: >>3488881

>>3488861
(While deftly catching rocket)
C O M P U T ER

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:13:15 No.3488871 Report

Quoted By: >>3488882 >>3488900

Yo cap I need your permission to try these URANUS rockets pls give it to me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QCybokRs Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:13:18 No.3488872 Report

Quoted By:

>>3487176
It's a dick pic. From Tim in accounting.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

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Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:13:26 No.3488874 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488839
HEYHEYHEYHEY
I CAN JUST OPEN THE GATES MANUALLY
NO NEED TO BLOW OUR SHIP UP
>presses the hangar gate unlock button
>>3488856
*click click*

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:14:24 No.3488881 Report

Quoted By: >>3488900 >>3488909 >>3488932

>>3488869
>URANUS rocket remotely detonated
>*Detonator in hand*

Bridge 2nd Commander

Bridge 2nd Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:14:25 No.3488882 Report

Quoted By: >>3488900 >>3488926

>>3488871
Permission granted. Just not at me

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:15:45 No.3488900 Report

Quoted By: >>3488916 >>3488926 >>3488929 >>3488955

>>3488871
PERMISSION NOT GRANTED
>>3488881
>>3488882
GUARDS
SUBDUE THESE 2 PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY

Bridge 2nd Captain

Bridge 2nd Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:16:18 No.3488909 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488881
(Tossing rocket quickly, Speaking over comms) Oh Captain, my Captain, I've been here longer than you! They listen only to me!

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:16:46 No.3488916 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488900
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!
>Coincidental smoke grenade
>Runs back to "hiding area"

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:17:28 No.3488926 Report

Quoted By: >>3488939 >>3488949 >>3488961

>>3488900
>>3488882
Wait, what do I do then?
I'll just listen to you, Cap.

Bridge 2nd Captain

Bridge 2nd Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:17:44 No.3488929 Report

Quoted By: >>3488949 >>3488955

>>3488900
(Over Comms) Guards, subdue the 1st Captain! Code 3275, Mutiny Protocol! COMPUTER, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FIRE THE WARHEADS

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

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Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:17:59 No.3488931 Report

Quoted By: >>3488952

>tfw there will never be a peaceful moment on this ship

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:18:02 No.3488932 Report

Quoted By: >>3488960

>>3488881
feel better already

*blow*
*critical damage to drop pod. drop pod integrity at 45 %*

YO GUYS, open a gate. Fuck it, i`m putting on the space module

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:18:27 No.3488939 Report

Quoted By: >>3488960 >>3488965

>>3488926
>Passes by you
>Gives detonator that was already activated one second ago

HERE YA GO!

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:19:45 No.3488949 Report

Quoted By: >>3488965 >>3488982

>>3488926
JUST CEASE THE BRIDGE SECOND CAPTAIN FROM DOING ANYTHING STUPID
>>3488929
>(over comms)
>"this is your Captain speaking, please ignore what that other guy just said, i'm pretty sure he's autistic"

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:20:05 No.3488952 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488931
Shit Cap, I'll protect you! Come with me, I have a blaster!

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:20:18 No.3488955 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488929
>>3488900

I think hsshhhhh dead hsssshhhhshshs manual hshshs mands

Diversity and Inclusion Officer

Diversity and Inclusion Officer ID:QCybokRs Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:20:34 No.3488957 Report

Quoted By:

Why are the Shey-ha crewman working today? It's their holy Day of Lounging

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

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Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:20:44 No.3488960 Report

Quoted By: >>3488973

>>3488932
I ALREADY OPENED THE HANGER GATE MANUALLY ALREADY
>>3488939
DEACTIVATE THAT DETONATOR
YOULL KILL US ALL

Bridge 2nd Captain

Bridge 2nd Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:20:53 No.3488961 Report

Quoted By: >>3488971 >>3488976 >>3489034

>>3488926
DON'T ACTIVATE THAT BUTTON
Take this code, 2375hfh8, and use it to override the computer! Click yes to terms and conditions and FIRE THE FUCKING NUKES

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:21:19 No.3488965 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488939
Yo what the fuck? it's too late! The missiles are still in my hunter!

>>3488949
You! Mutiny is not allowed, Second Cap! I'll have to kill you if you don't say sorry to Cap!

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:21:52 No.3488971 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488961
How do I know that's true, you betrayer?

cryosleep agentman

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cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:21:59 No.3488973 Report

Quoted By: >>3488984 >>3488993

>>3488960
I HAVE NUMEROUS URANUS ROCKETS SCATTERED ALL OVER THE SHIP

DIE

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:22:07 No.3488976 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488961
nigga all we need to do is fire 1 fucking nuke
that should be able to kill that squid thingy

1st Captain

1st Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:23:15 No.3488982 Report

Quoted By: >>3488992

>>3488949
>Over comms
>"Attention, all crew members! I have been promoted to 1st Captain because of the legal standing of the Mutiny Code. All authority that the previous captain had is now null and void, I repeat, NULL AND VOID."

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:23:21 No.3488984 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488973
HEYHEYHEYHEY
WHAT DO YOU WANT EXACTLY?
I WILL USE THE URANUS ROCKETS ON THE SQUID AND THAT MOON IF YOU DONT BLOW UP THIS FUCKING SHIP OK?

Diversity and Inclusion Officer

Diversity and Inclusion Officer ID:QCybokRs Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:23:48 No.3488985 Report

Quoted By:

I feel like things are getting heated. Why don't we all sit around a round table and talk? I have a mediation certificate from Lunar University.

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:23:49 No.3488986 Report

Quoted By:

hey guys how are y'all doin
i'm still at /pol/ planet server storage planet 14-88, still flooding servers with libtard and conservitard jewbait and feeding off of butthurt tards' (you)s
thinking of blowing up the core soon.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:24:17 No.3488992 Report

Quoted By: >>3488998

>>3488982
NOW YOU'RE JUST DOING MUTINY YOURSELF
ADMIRAL OTTO
FIELD GENERAL
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:24:23 No.3488993 Report

Quoted By: >>3489005 >>3489008

>>3488973
>Over comms
>KILL DESIGNATION P6U

1st Captain

1st Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:25:12 No.3488998 Report

Quoted By:

>>3488992
They do not answer to you any more.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:25:40 No.3489005 Report

Quoted By: >>3489017 >>3489034

>>3488993
WAIT
I'M TRYING TO REASON WITH THE AGENTMAN
DONT DO ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE HIM BLOW UP THE SHIP

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:25:56 No.3489008 Report

Quoted By: >>3489025 >>3489040 >>3489047

>>3488993
*Pulls out second detonator, linked to the rest of the URANUS explosives*
*Presses detonation button*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:doo3HvaL Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:25:59 No.3489009 Report

Quoted By:

How do you delete your holodec history?

Diversity and Inclusion Officer

Diversity and Inclusion Officer ID:QCybokRs Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:26:24 No.3489014 Report

Quoted By:

>sees squid thing through projection screen
HOLY FUCK KILL IT

1st Captain

1st Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:26:44 No.3489017 Report

Quoted By:

>>3489005
>over comms
>AGENTMAN P6U, SURRENDER NOW

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:27:31 No.3489025 Report

Quoted By: >>3489047

>>3489008
>breaks detonator with bolter pistol before it sends the detonation signal
CAN WE FUCKING TALK?

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:28:11 No.3489034 Report

Quoted By: >>3489058

*crashes ship in hangar*
oh fuck,

>>3489005
>>3488961

nuke it dead already what`s taking so much, their shields are down, you want their pants too?

1st Commander

1st Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:28:21 No.3489040 Report

Quoted By:

>>3489008
(Activates state-of-the-art Fragtech™ plate suit) Absolute idiots. (Rushing to the terminal) I'LL FIRE THE DAMN MISSILES MYSELF, THEN

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

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Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:28:34 No.3489043 Report

Quoted By:

>breathe in
can we all talk like reasonable people and not kill everyone?

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:28:52 No.3489047 Report

Quoted By: >>3489072

>>3489008
It was a fun time, crew members.
>Mutes comms
>>3489025
FOOL, IT WAS A FAKE!
THE REAL DETONATOR WAS ALREADY ACTIVATED!
MY TRAP CARD ACTIVATED!!
>Explosions heard at engines and thrusters

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:29:07 No.3489049 Report

Quoted By: >>3489072

YOU ALL SHUT UP I HAVE THE GUNS

THE CAP OF THE BANT CRUISER IS THE ONE TRUE CAP OF THIS VESSEL

ANY TRAITOR IS TO BE EXECUTED

DEACTIVATE THE URANUS MISSILES

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION

1st Captain

1st Captain ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:29:46 No.3489058 Report

Quoted By: >>3489079 >>3489091

>>3489034
>Over comm
>rU, I'VE BEEN ATTACKED
>KILL EVERYONE ON BOARD, I'M LAUNCHING NUKES
>I'VE ACTIVATED THE MUTINY PROTOCOL, I'M IN CONTROL NOW

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:30:59 No.3489072 Report

Quoted By: >>3489084 >>3489092 >>3489108

>>3489047
welp
shit
>fires bolter pistol and blows your head off
>(over comms)
>"EVERYONE EVACUATE TO THE HANGAR BAY"
>>3489049
GET THE ENGINEERING TEAM TO FIX THE ENGINES AND THRUSTERS

Romaniac

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Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:31:48 No.3489079 Report

Quoted By:

>>3489058
do eat

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:32:19 No.3489084 Report

Quoted By: >>3489101

>>3489072
Engeneers! Get off your ass and come help repair shit!

Cap! Am I authorized to kill rebellious hostiles?

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

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Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:32:47 No.3489091 Report

Quoted By:

>>3489058
*BLAM*
>(over comms)
>"this is your captain speaking, dont worry everything is under control"

1st Captain, 1st Commander

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1st Captain, 1st Commander ID:9J6WkowK Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:32:57 No.3489092 Report

Quoted By: >>3489166

>>3489072
>Private comms
You absolute fool. What will you gain from this? Launch the nukes, or I will.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:33:35 No.3489101 Report

Quoted By: >>3489167

>>3489084
just knock them out and send them to the solitary confinement area

Martian Attaché

Martian Attaché ID:QCybokRs Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:33:50 No.3489102 Report

Quoted By:

Why the FUCK are you assholes all yelling over the public comm channel?
We have four private channels for this. The cooks and janitors can hear everything you're saying.

cryosleep agentman

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cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:34:09 No.3489108 Report

Quoted By: >>3489115

>>3489072
>Bullet hits just just an millimeter next to the brain
>Implanted Med-Juice works it's magic, stopping skull fragments

HUwerk... Not yet...
>More smoke grenades fills the air

Romaniac

Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:35:25 No.3489115 Report

Quoted By: >>3489135

>>3489108
say, u got more of that med-soy-juice? it got me hard af.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

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Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:35:59 No.3489125 Report

Quoted By: >>3489135 >>3489166

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fine
>launches all of the warheads into the squid
>a distant "blow it out your ass" is heard while the squid is immediately fried by the nuclear blasts
now can we talk?

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:37:10 No.3489135 Report

Quoted By: >>3489152 >>3489167

>>3489115
>Casually lends out specialized med-juice
>>3489125
>Engines and thrusters blown off
You can't travel anywhere now.

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:38:47 No.3489152 Report

Quoted By: >>3489167 >>3489169

>>3489135
You!
*fires 4 warning shots into each member*
Shut the fuck up and say sorry, or I'll blow your brains out.

Romaniac

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Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:40:19 No.3489166 Report

Quoted By:

>>3489125
Another day another alien burned.com
>pic related

>>3489125
>>3489092

Captains, i requested computer to hack and download all the data from the squid. I understand computer broke. Did he save anything?

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

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Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:40:22 No.3489167 Report

Quoted By: >>3489188 >>3489194

>>3489135
what the fuck do you want now?
fire your URANUS missles into wherever you want
just stop blowing up the ship
>>3489152
>>3489101
CAN YOU NOT KILL EVERYONE ON THIS SHIP

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:40:47 No.3489169 Report

Quoted By: >>3489194

>>3489152
>Implanted Med-Juice makes bullets practically useless
>Snatches gun away and fucking elbows it, breaking it
>Slaps you on the cheek
Get out of here, before this whole ship blows up.

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:42:56 No.3489188 Report

Quoted By: >>3489234

>>3489167
>Anything you want
>Blows up ship
>Core of the ship sounds like its being blown up
You wont take me!
>Jumps into escape pod

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:43:19 No.3489194 Report

Quoted By:

>>3489167
He's not dead Cap, his godmodding bullshit protects him!

>>3489169
I don't care about that gun, I have 10 more in my jacket. And I'm never the Cap!

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:XBCE0f9t Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:44:54 No.3489209 Report

Quoted By: >>3489231

>HALT SIMULATION!
...Would any of you like to tell me what in the Emperor’s Left Testicle I just saw?
This training is going fucking awful.
COULD YOU ALL AT LEAST FUCKING TRY?

Romaniac

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Romaniac ID:rU/MYp0D Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:47:08 No.3489231 Report

Quoted By: >>3489247

>>3489209
Just when things started to be a little spicy.
Sad reacts only

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:47:55 No.3489234 Report

Quoted By: >>3489251 >>3489271

>>3489188
>cuts power from your escape pod
>everyone is now in the escape ships and are taking off from the blowing up ship
>jumps into another escape pod with >romania ,barnes, and McMusher
>escape pod sets off for the /bant/ mothership
CRUISERS ARENT CHEAP YKNOW

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:XBCE0f9t Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:49:35 No.3489247 Report

Quoted By: >>3489271 >>3489294

>>3489231
I could be BALLS DEEP thunder-pounding some fat whore, but I’m stuck here training you walking miscarriages. WEEKEND LIBERTY CANCELLED!
We’re staying here until one of you monkeys get this right.

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:50:04 No.3489251 Report

Quoted By:

>>3489234
>Uses the fucking ninja sword to power the crusier
>>3488393
>Looks at your pod
YA DIDN'T THINK OF THAT HUH?

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:52:49 No.3489271 Report

Quoted By: >>3489294 >>3489328

>>3489234
Cap, are we gonna be okay?

>>3489247
Wait this was just a simulation?

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:55:01 No.3489294 Report

Quoted By: >>3489314 >>3489328

>>3489247
>>3489271
W-hat, a simulation?
Oh.
I still planned every move though, from the Med-Juice and the Ninja Sword!
Do I get credited?

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:56:55 No.3489314 Report

Quoted By: >>3489321

>>3489294
No, you used bullshit and you endangered everyone! I vote that you go eat dicks next time, rather than participating.

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:57:51 No.3489321 Report

Quoted By:

>>3489314
We were doomed from the start.

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:XBCE0f9t Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:58:21 No.3489328 Report

Quoted By: >>3489368

>>3489271
Recruit, I’m about to throw you out the window, with the window closed.

>>3489294
Why, abso-fucking-lutely, recruit Cryo! Your credit is TO BE IN THE FRONT-LEANING REST POSITION, DOING PUSH UPS UNTIL YOU SEND THIS SHIP SPIRALING OUT OF OUR ORBIT, SENDING US INTO THE SUN AND KILLING US ALL!

YOU ALL MAKE ME WANT TO THROW ORPHANED BABIES INTO A WALL! WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO THROW ORPHANED BABIES INTO THE WALL?!
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST BABIES, CRYO?

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 21:58:48 No.3489332 Report

Quoted By: >>3489360 >>3489361

>as the escape pod ports into one of the escaping ships before warping off, the cruiser with cryosleep agentman and the other captain still in it blows up in a singularity due to the warp core blowing up
>will we see agentman ever again to terroriza another ship of the /bant/ empire?
>will the Captain ever be able to pay for another cruiser even though all of his (you)'s were sent into a black hole last thread?
>find out next time in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:O0Qa9gRo Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:00:42 No.3489348 Report

Quoted By:

>>348695
>Name it the Weenis, after a complete and utter waste of life emperor.
>Get all religious and shit
>Convert crew to the cause, turn over ship to the people without firing a shot.
>Fuck Emperor Weenis.

Least I think that's how it went.

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:XBCE0f9t Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:02:06 No.3489360 Report

Quoted By: >>3489370

>>3489332
Private, if you don’t stop making references to your chinese cartoons, I will kill every man in this platoon, starting with myself.

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:02:10 No.3489361 Report

Quoted By:

>>3489332
>inb4 my escape pod is covered with *SPECIAL* med-juice
>special med-juice repairs non-organic material

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:03:28 No.3489368 Report

Quoted By: >>3489390

>>3489328
SORRY, INSTRUCTOR! I'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME!

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:03:46 No.3489370 Report

Quoted By: >>3489390

>>3489360
>private
thats Captain to you Burger

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:XBCE0f9t Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:05:46 No.3489390 Report

Quoted By: >>3489410 >>3489485

>>3489370
Don’t make me grab a coat-hangar and finish what your Mommy started, recruit.
>>3489368
YOU DAMN WELL BETTER, OR I WILL DICK KICK YOU SO HARD THAT YOU’LL GET AN AVN AWARD FOR BEST BLOWJOB.

cryosleep agentman

cryosleep agentman ID:P6CPCc1u Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:08:04 No.3489410 Report

Quoted By: >>3489435

>>3489390
If this is a simulation... then it shouldn't be too hard to make one IRL? A real URANUS or Ninja Blade or Med-Juice?

And where are we located? On a ship?

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:10:05 No.3489435 Report

Quoted By: >>3489485

>>3489410
wait
we were in a simulation?

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:15:20 No.3489485 Report

Quoted By: >>3489519

>>3489435
It would seem so Cap...

>>3489390
AYE AYE INSTRUCTOR

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:17:55 No.3489519 Report

Quoted By: >>3489563

>>3489485
oh yeah
i remember that all of the crew was teleported to /c/'s planet, then we took a ship to one of /bant/ controlled planets to train the crew and test everyone to see how they would handle a terrorist/mutiny

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:22:31 No.3489563 Report

Quoted By: >>3489573

>>3489519
So, does that mean we're ready?

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:23:35 No.3489573 Report

Quoted By: >>3489612

>>3489563
well
we did fail to save the ship
however, we did manage to escape just in time before all hell broke loose
so...

Cap. of the 3rd Engineer Brigade

Cap. of the 3rd Engineer Brigade ID:Q1Cdsqzr Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:25:49 No.3489597 Report

Quoted By: >>3489612

eureka my comrades! the squad is about to fix the main cannon.... after a drink

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:27:19 No.3489612 Report

Quoted By:

>>3489573
Considering some fuck was godmodding by hacking into the simulation with his juice, I think we could have won this battle, Cap. Besides, we had the intel and stuff with us when we left, so it's probably a win!

When do we go back tho?

>>3489597
Buddy, the simulation is over, you can wake up!

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:28:27 No.3489623 Report

Quoted By: >>3489628 >>3489806

hey guys i wired the particle smasher in the science area to the server maintenance core at the center of the planet
should overload it and try to send it to other nodes to try to take charge of the overload.
but the energy released would be too much for any node on the planet so it would go on a cycle to every node and overload everything to shit. i have a timer set for 2 hours, should be enough time to grab another destroyer and escape.

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:29:00 No.3489628 Report

Quoted By: >>3489806

>>3489623
forgot to mention that this is /pol/ infiltration.

McMusher

McMusher ID:yPAAAdfx Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:38:27 No.3489714 Report

Quoted By:

So, we're going in for real now buds?

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:49:16 No.3489806 Report

Quoted By: >>3490143

>>3489623
>>3489628
do it m8
this destruction of that planet is for the better of the 4chan universe
we can actually go to where you are at to pick you up instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QCybokRs Tue 26 Dec 2017 22:59:19 No.3489890 Report

Quoted By:

You mean I just ran through a practice simulation for a ship simulation on the internet simulacrum?

I'd be mad if I had anything better to do

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IAfWWDDy Tue 26 Dec 2017 23:00:14 No.3489896 Report

Quoted By:

WHO'S IDEA WAS TO NOT HAVE CHAIRS? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Tue 26 Dec 2017 23:26:09 No.3490143 Report

Quoted By: >>3490205

>>3489806
no need to send a cruiser for pickup.
the extra destroyer will supply us with new weapons anyway. I have enough time left anyway.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 23:32:44 No.3490205 Report

Quoted By:

>>3490143
how are you going to get to their hangar bay anyways?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KGqGW/xZ Tue 26 Dec 2017 23:39:32 No.3490277 Report

Quoted By: >>3490312 >>3490316

who keeps slipping those pills into my canteen lunch? this is getting out of hand, yknow...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6k1Tlyrj Tue 26 Dec 2017 23:39:45 No.3490281 Report

Quoted By: >>3490316

i'm gonna do it
i'm gonna pull the hatch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5S9Z2i2H Tue 26 Dec 2017 23:41:59 No.3490312 Report

Quoted By: >>3490338

>>3490277
Sorry. Captain asked me to do it.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 23:42:14 No.3490316 Report

Quoted By:

>>3490277
....what pills?
>>3490281
silly netherlands
we're not even on the ship yet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s4zqpIUr Tue 26 Dec 2017 23:43:48 No.3490335 Report

Quoted By:

>>3486951
*opens airlock*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KGqGW/xZ Tue 26 Dec 2017 23:43:59 No.3490338 Report

Quoted By: >>3490384 >>3490416 >>3490485 >>3490666

>>3490312
well tell the captain to mind his own business... it's getting harder to do my job like this, my co-workers are starting to notice my boobs...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5S9Z2i2H Tue 26 Dec 2017 23:48:45 No.3490384 Report

Quoted By:

>>3490338
Well, I am the main medic. I could check those out for you. Sounds quite abnormal.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 23:52:27 No.3490416 Report

Quoted By: >>3490441

>>3490338
i think you got the wrong guy kiwi
I'm not the perv of the space crew

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KGqGW/xZ Tue 26 Dec 2017 23:54:05 No.3490441 Report

Quoted By: >>3490485 >>3490529

>>3490416
well if it's not captain then it must be medic...

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Tue 26 Dec 2017 23:58:54 No.3490485 Report

Quoted By: >>3490495

>>3490338
>>3490441
wait
you're a femanon?
>inb4 trap

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z99EORBC Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:00:17 No.3490494 Report

Quoted By:

kurator is primary

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KGqGW/xZ Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:00:18 No.3490495 Report

Quoted By: >>3490507

>>3490485
i am not

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

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Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:02:10 No.3490507 Report

Quoted By: >>3490519

>>3490495
then... why do you have boobs?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KGqGW/xZ Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:02:57 No.3490519 Report

Quoted By: >>3490549

>>3490507
b-because of the pills!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5S9Z2i2H Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:04:02 No.3490529 Report

Quoted By: >>3490547 >>3490560

>>3490441
Not me. I was passed down files that explicitly ordered me to place sleeping pills into your food as you were: “Hosting parties at sleeping hours, keeping up crew mates, and affecting their work efficiency during their working hours.”

SHIT POST

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SHIT POST ID:g1RZhACi Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:05:09 No.3490544 Report

Quoted By: >>3490552 >>3490666

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwANQb4phH0

HOLY SHIT UNKOWN OBJECT HEADING TOWRADS USE AND IT'S HOSTILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT DO WE DO

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:05:21 No.3490547 Report

Quoted By:

>>3490529
>sleeping pills
... i think those pills were actually estrogen pills

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FjT6sIOl Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:05:37 No.3490549 Report

Quoted By:

>>3490519
wait, so do you actually take hormones or what?

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:06:09 No.3490552 Report

Quoted By: >>3490573

>>3490544
boi
we arent even on the ship
you can get out of the simulation room now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KGqGW/xZ Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:06:44 No.3490560 Report

Quoted By:

>>3490529
please check the label anon those are not sleeping pills

SHIT POST

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SHIT POST ID:g1RZhACi Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:08:00 No.3490573 Report

Quoted By: >>3490588 >>3490666

>>3490552
BUT THE SIMULATION ROOM BROKE LAST WEEK

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

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Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:09:12 No.3490588 Report

Quoted By: >>3490614

>>3490573
but it was just fixed yesterday

SHIT POST

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SHIT POST ID:g1RZhACi Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:12:55 No.3490614 Report

Quoted By: >>3490636

>>3490588
I broke it yesterday too sorry.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

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Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:16:18 No.3490636 Report

Quoted By: >>3490651

>>3490614
but we just came out of the simulation room a few minutes ago

SHIT POST

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SHIT POST ID:g1RZhACi Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:18:30 No.3490651 Report

Quoted By:

>>3490636
o yeah *cough* *cough*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTHVZKn1398

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:E0mur+Ss Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:20:12 No.3490666 Report

Quoted By: >>3490679

>>3490573
BOO, BITCH! I WAS NOT INFORMED OF ANY BREAK IN THE SIMULATION ROOM. THE ONLY BREAK I SEE IS ME ABOUT TO BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS, PRI.
>>3490544
RECRUIT, I WILL SKULL FUCK YOU AND SHOOT MY MAN JUICE ALL OVER YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS IF YOU DONT UNFUCK YOURSELF.

ALL OF YOU, SIMULATION SIXTY-NINE BUTTFUCK.
MISS FLATCHEST OVER HERE WILL BE YOUR CAPTAIN.
>>3490338

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

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Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:22:36 No.3490679 Report

Quoted By: >>3490709

>>3490666
that sounded really fucking gay
nice satanic trips though

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:26:43 No.3490708 Report

Quoted By: >>3490721 >>3490729

hey guys, i successfully disposed of the crew of a /pol/ destroyer.
I can finally get out of here and let this shithole of a planet blow up.

Drill Instructor Barnes

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Drill Instructor Barnes ID:E0mur+Ss Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:26:46 No.3490709 Report

Quoted By: >>3490729

>>3490679
Recruit, I will shove my boot up your ass and wear you around like an autistic fucking flip flop if you don’t get your fellow cum-garglers ready for the simulation.

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:E0mur+Ss Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:28:26 No.3490721 Report

Quoted By: >>3490725

>>3490708
When the fuck were you born, Recruit?

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:29:13 No.3490725 Report

Quoted By: >>3490734

>>3490721
many threads ago, now fuck off.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:29:33 No.3490729 Report

Quoted By: >>3490732 >>3490756 >>3490765

>>3490709
no thanks
im about to take care of another matter soon
>>3490708
OH SHIT
HOW DID YOU GET BY AN ENTIRE CREW OF A DESTROYER?

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:30:06 No.3490732 Report

Quoted By:

>>3490729
they have things called suppressors.

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:E0mur+Ss Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:30:17 No.3490734 Report

Quoted By: >>3490744 >>3490756

>>3490725
I’ll jump off a wall like fucking Spider Man and have my fist fuck off into your face if you don’t get the fuck back to work, recruit.

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:31:24 No.3490744 Report

Quoted By: >>3490765 >>3490771

>>3490734
no u
i have been infiltrating this /pol/ planet and i want it dead now, it smells like dead fish.

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:33:12 No.3490756 Report

Quoted By: >>3490781 >>3490784

>>3490729
When and how did this McShit >>3490734 get into our ranks?

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:E0mur+Ss Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:34:33 No.3490765 Report

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>>3490744
Shut your fish tank and get the fuck back to your platoon, god help this Space Command if we have to leave it to knuckle-dragging turkey fuckers like you to repair.

Alright. I got a fat mexican hamplanet I’m going to fuck with the force of a sexual tyrannosaurus rex.
>>3490729 is in charge.
May God have mercy on you all.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:35:02 No.3490771 Report

Quoted By: >>3490838

>>3490744
okay
once you have the destroyer running, warp to where /vip/'s planet is. That planet is nothing but barren wasteland anyways so you'll be safe there
i will get our new cruiser quickly from the /bant/ empire and meet you at that planet

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:36:07 No.3490781 Report

Quoted By:

>>3490756
... hes only the Drill Instructor and emergency evacuator of the crew

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:E0mur+Ss Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:36:14 No.3490784 Report

Quoted By: >>3490794 >>3490838

>>3490756
I’m asking how and when a fucking cock holster like you from another station got into my Special /bant/ platoon.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:38:31 No.3490794 Report

Quoted By: >>3490839 >>3490849

>>3490784
clam down
he was an engine worker of our crew who went on a mission by himself to infiltrate /pol/'s headquarter planet
and the absolute madman did it

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:44:18 No.3490838 Report

Quoted By: >>3490848 >>3490894

>>3490771
Understood.
The armaments this destroyer is currently carrying are as follows:
Singularity MIRV Grenades (18)
Plasma Scattergun (8)
Automatic Plasma Arms (13)
Plasma Sniper Rifle (5)
Nuclear Fusion Charges (4)
Stealth Field Generators (32)
Gauss Rifles (12)
Those are all the portable armaments on the ship, there are many arms for the ship itself.
Singularity Cannon (1)
Plasma Cannon (3)
Missile Targeting Cannon (2)
Fusion Laser Gatling Turrets (5)
those are manned guns on the ship.
>>3490784 And I'm wondering what you did to save this crew from a singularity, a wormhole, some /pol/tards and evacuated them to safety. All I see you doing is shouting profanities at people like a faggot.

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:E0mur+Ss Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:44:27 No.3490839 Report

Quoted By: >>3490871

>>3490794
I took out a Carrier with nothing but a butter knife, a children’s book, and a clown costume.
That’s how I got to be drill instructor.
I need to pass these skills onto you all, but you’re all so focused on scribbling dicks in your notebooks when you should be paying attention.
QUICK, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH AN ELECTRICAL FIRE.

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:E0mur+Ss Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:46:01 No.3490848 Report

Quoted By: >>3490860

>>3490838
I threw a singularity into a /pol/lick’s face with my bare hands, and have over 300 confirmed space-kills, just with a rock I found in the airlock.

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:46:04 No.3490849 Report

Quoted By: >>3490871

>>3490794
where's gemboi anyway

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:47:41 No.3490860 Report

Quoted By: >>3490879

>>3490848
yeah we all have thrown rocks at some point, how am I even under your command, I have never met you before.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

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Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:48:59 No.3490871 Report

Quoted By: >>3490893 >>3490894

>>3490839
pour baking soda over it?
>>3490849
hes currently in the ship's kitchen right now
dont know how he got there though

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:E0mur+Ss Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:49:49 No.3490879 Report

Quoted By: >>3490894

>>3490860
I am a fucking shadow-clone jitsu motherfucker.

I was busy using corpses as sandbags in Space-Korea when my Commander told me he needed me to train the next generation of space-pilots.
And here I am.
I only come when shit gets fucked up, and as you can see, shit is more fucked up than a bag of smashed assholes.

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:E0mur+Ss Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:51:33 No.3490893 Report

Quoted By: >>3490914

>>3490871
NO YOU WIRE-HANGAR DODGING OXYGEN THIEF, YOU USE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! Throwing liquids onto an electrical or grease fire will make it worse. So much worse that smoky the fucking bear himself will bitch-slap you with his thunder-cock.

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:51:49 No.3490894 Report

Quoted By: >>3490904 >>3490927

>>3490871
sir, have you seen the armaments listed in the destroyer >>3490838
>>3490879
well if you existed this whole time where were you 30 threads ago

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:E0mur+Ss Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:52:35 No.3490904 Report

Quoted By:

>>3490894
Quietly observing from the observation deck, wondering where I went so wrong.

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:53:53 No.3490914 Report

Quoted By: >>3490940

>>3490893
baking soda isn't a liquid dum dum its a crystalline salt alkaline

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:55:25 No.3490927 Report

Quoted By: >>3490948

>>3490894
yes
you may as well get out of that planet right now, since /pol/ troops might get suspicious as of why their destroyer is suddenly departing
ill get my crew to go on our new ship and set course for planet /vip/

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:E0mur+Ss Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:56:41 No.3490940 Report

Quoted By:

>>3490914
Are you telling me how I meant what I just said?
I wanted to be sure he wouldn’t try to use a liquid to put out a fire on the bridge.
We need real knowledge, too.

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Wed 27 Dec 2017 00:58:17 No.3490948 Report

Quoted By: >>3490996

>>3490927
Destroyer leaving docking bay 9-11, setting course to /vip/. Light-jump journey will take about 3.7489 weeks at the most.
Refueling stops may increase time estimate by about 1.62 weeks.

Drill Instructor Barnes

Drill Instructor Barnes ID:E0mur+Ss Wed 27 Dec 2017 01:02:36 No.3490977 Report

Quoted By: >>3491008

I’ll be in my quarters. If you fucks wake me up, it better be important, or you’ll be shoving this tub back to Earth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oSnxCVO6 Wed 27 Dec 2017 01:03:23 No.3490988 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhcu6ri6V98

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 01:04:24 No.3490996 Report

Quoted By: >>3491015

>>3490948
wait
you'll only reach planet /vip/ in 4 weeks?

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 01:05:55 No.3491008 Report

Quoted By:

>>3490977
no
we're going to go to planet /vip/ right now
gather all of the crew right now and get them to our new ship
we will be leaving in 10 minutes

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Wed 27 Dec 2017 01:06:39 No.3491015 Report

Quoted By: >>3491035

>>3490996
yeah, using a wormhole that i calculated will teleport me about 2 weeks away from /vip/
how long will you guys take

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 01:09:33 No.3491035 Report

Quoted By: >>3491053

>>3491015
it will probably take.... 2 weeks for us to get there too

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:dKcQvrKI Wed 27 Dec 2017 01:11:06 No.3491053 Report

Quoted By: >>3491089

>>3491035
this cruiser is super high tech, it looks to me as it's worth a shitton of (you)s we should remake it into a /bant/ destroyer.

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser

Captain of the /bant/ Cruiser ID:quhntjnR Wed 27 Dec 2017 01:15:43 No.3491089 Report

Quoted By:

>>3491053
its going to have to take a year to reconstruct the /pol/ destroyer into a /bant/ destroyer even though the /pol/ destroyer is similar to /bant/ and /int/ destroyers

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:n/RcECLD Wed 27 Dec 2017 02:26:17 No.3491580 Report

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>>3486951
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