>Be american
>Get fucked by investment bankers
>Obama barely manages to regulate it
>Current President revokes years of work laying the grounds for another 2007 financial crisis
>A fucking Indian fucks your internet but that doesn't matter as Comcast/AT&T have already defacto established monopolies all over the country
>Have a beyond fucked education system
>Have your entire infrastructure crumble under your 3 ton ass
>Literally one third of Florida is owned by foreign investors
>Almost 50% of foreign investments in Florida is from China
>Literally one third of all foreign investments are made by China
>Your biggest economic competitor is slowly buying your country, your houses, your companies and your jobs
>House prices are so artificially inflated that you can't buy a house without getting into massive fucking debt that you more than likely can not repay
>50% of all workers in the US have an annual income of less than 37.8k
>One third of all workers in the US have an annual income of less than 25k
>But shit you're already in tons of debt because you had to pay for your worthless college degree
>Entire student debt is equal to 7.5% of your entire anual fucking GDP
>Have a mass shooting every day
>Chance to get shot is 25 times higher in any other developed country
>Only countries where you are more likely to die due to gunfire are shitholes like Colombia, Mexico, Guatemala, etc
>Dying due to gun shots in Japan is as likely as dying due to lightning in the US
>WE R BEST COUNTRY EVAR
