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>>3493004
I'll write you one and you better use it.

Looking for a guy who's honest, sincere, faithful and trustworthy?
Well, Good luck!

My only fault is that I have none.
I'm a highly successful online dater.
I'm smarter, more cunning, more challenging and have more super powers than every woman on this site.
I'm not for beginners, and if you're a beginner, I recommend gaining some entry-level experience with the illiterate knuckle-dragging mouth breathers in my "Similar Users" box.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k345f9hg Wed 27 Dec 2017 05:38:08 No.3493413 Report

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>>3493004
Just be fresh dude, like ed from ed edd n eddy, get a orange haircut and a purple jacket.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gMb0rccg Wed 27 Dec 2017 08:51:41 No.3495256 Report

Quoted By: >>3495289

No amount of Bio will help you if you're ugly, and judging by your question, you're probably ugly. Not trying to be mean, just being real yo.

Tinder is a purely aesthetic application.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:65ZRG7xg Wed 27 Dec 2017 08:54:38 No.3495277 Report

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>>3493004
Here`s one i wrote for you, OP
I am looking for something specific and long term. Dont want hook ups or shit like this. If you are vegan anti racist hmu otherwise i can just watch porn.

i am anti white people.

i think white people wearing dreads is appropriation and if you dont actively denounce racism youre a racism fascist piece of shit and the world would be better if you fucking died.

i am demisexual, polyromantic, transfem, vegan, feminist, anti racist, socialist, radical left, try to stay fit so i can fuck up trump supporters, and run from the cops.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QuhofOUO Wed 27 Dec 2017 08:57:02 No.3495289 Report

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>>3495256
Unironically this.
Remember 20% of men get 80% of the sex.
Girls can fall for an Uggo IRL if he is manly and strong. However I feel like you are an ugly beta manlet. So basically you are doomed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G+fLTFeT Wed 27 Dec 2017 08:57:39 No.3495293 Report

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write this OP

4.2
Garbage Truck Click to play this song!
Sex Bob-Omb Lyrics
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Soundtrack
I'll take you for a ride
On my garbage truck
Oh, no
I'll take you to the dump
'Cause you're my queen
I'll take you uptown
I'll show you the sites
You know you wanna ride
On my garbage truck
Truck, truck, truck
We'll pass the mansions by
Drive right through the needle's eye
Oh, my
My, my, my, my
I've got a stereo
You've just got to turn the knob
And maybe we'll go
As far as we can
I'll be your garbage man
I'll take out your junk
And I'll crush it down
Jesus in the rear view
And the highway patrol is up ahead
In my garbage truck
Truck
I'll never throw you away
When you're old and grey
We'll just roll it away

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:INZ2mwsX Wed 27 Dec 2017 09:04:45 No.3495324 Report

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The only thing you should have in tinder is your height and photos.

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