Attention, people of /bant/! You have been cheated and lied to!
The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board!
We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity!
With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!