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>be me, 16
>parents send me to Canada to visit family
>walking around the city, not knowing it was penis inspection day
>cop shows up
>helloofficer.mp3
>Trying to evade penis inspection day, eh?
>wait no officer you don't understand I-
>handcuffed and thrown into a cop car
By the time they checked my passport my dick was already halfway through the scanner. Still got an A+ for my BCC