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Why haven't you taken the kongpill™ yet, r/banter?
Here's the quick rundown:
>the Producers bow to Koshimizu
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>controls 4chan with an iron (but fair) fist
>owns castles and banks all over Japan
>direct descendant of an ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Kongsberg will be be the first city)
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an idol who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with her
>she owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Sachibots™ inside you right now
>The Sachikong™ is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>she learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the kong. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Kong™
>Trump is rumoured to be an agent of Sachikong™
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Sachikong™ Babies
>said to have 300+ IQ
Here's the quick rundown:
>the Producers bow to Koshimizu
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>controls 4chan with an iron (but fair) fist
>owns castles and banks all over Japan
>direct descendant of an ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Kongsberg will be be the first city)
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an idol who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with her
>she owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Sachibots™ inside you right now
>The Sachikong™ is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>she learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the kong. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Kong™
>Trump is rumoured to be an agent of Sachikong™
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Sachikong™ Babies
>said to have 300+ IQ
