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Anonymous ID:FDi+5lUG Fri 29 Dec 2017 23:45:01 No.3527626 View View Reply Original Report

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https://shitlogof4chan.wixsite.com/logofshit/log-of-shit-news

http://andy-sixx.wikia.com/wiki/Andy_Sixx

https://youtu.be/j68W7y4qvco
https://youtu.be/ZPFNB2oOM1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NAlu0UGBqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk8ESKRXkUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5Yz3_HaStM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKXMQEqerIg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRS6nPu91yY
https://youtu.be/6d__Uq61XZo
https://youtu.be/DXu6Kd8rRTU
https://youtu.be/UptLe9y4_wg
https://youtu.be/xUAODdohl-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFnaZUAXopo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=227i-_wXep4
https://youtu.be/EmbUqArXfuA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16fUKJDfyjb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OJTzd0aWu8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g6g3qvFfot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rb1E8gQTGs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0theChY7198
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0849TjsO9LY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D51oVpGhPk

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The Logger ID:FDi+5lUG Fri 29 Dec 2017 23:50:14 No.3527664 Report

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Dear 4chan,

It's us, Anon-anus, once again. Except this time it's the logger speaking.

We are finished with your logless shills, immaturity, and Dani Filth pissfags that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Loggit? 9log? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at SIXX am 4chan will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant eat Andy's sh*t"

Not only do I have my slidding skills and team aside me, but I also have 9log, the founding website of Anon-anus, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE POO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Poop and Heaving here, with the SLIDD and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things logless from your website.

As of now, you have SIXX hour and SIXX minutes.

The log is slidding, gentlemen.

We are logion.
We do not waste shit.
We do not log off.

- The Logger

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The Logger ID:FDi+5lUG Fri 29 Dec 2017 23:52:53 No.3527681 Report

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>be me
>secretary at BVB Army headquarters
>in the music studio helping animaterr man put out a new track
>the alarms go off
>ohshit.jpg
>andy sixx announces over the facility loudspeaker, "THE STREAMERS ARE ATTACKING THE FACILITY"
>we all head to arms
>me, animaterr man, vocaroo guy and 2 others bunkered down in the music room, ready for anything
>the door bursts open and...
>dani's best streamboi... AKA... steven hawking rolls in... animaterr mans archnemesis
>animaterr man retrieves a weaponized log from his pocket, chucking it at him, landing in his mouth where he gags on it and fucking dies
>dani filth attempts to enter right after, but andy sixx bursts through the ceiling and grabs him
>"Hurting my loggers, eh?" he says to the now shivering dani
>Andy forcefully ties dani down, dani crying and pleading as it goes down
>andy removes his own pants and squats over dani's face... he starts grunting
>dani starts screaming and begging for his life, but his cries are muffled by a big heaping fucking log
>dani is crying, turned into a little bitch by a mighty log slidding down his streamer throat
>babbling like a baby, dani cries out “stop! stop! no more!” as andy and everyone in the room laughs at him
>mehmet hussein peeks his head into the doorway, curious from all the commotion
>andy looks him dead in the eyes
>”you’re next bitch.”
>andy gives mehmet a 10 second head start to run, but andy shits so hard it works like a fucking rocket, launching him to mehmet’s location
>”gotcha” he says to mehmet, now praying to allah, begging for his life
>andy pulls down his pants and shits in his face so hard, his head was gone from his body when the shitstorm ended
>all the streamers in our base dead, died a SHITTY death, topkekkle.png
>they never ended up finding mehmets head
>andy sixx is love, andy sixx is life.
>mfw

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The Logger ID:FDi+5lUG Fri 29 Dec 2017 23:55:07 No.3527705 Report

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Hey Sagefags,

My name is Andy, and I log every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-feces who spend every second of their day sipping stupid ass urine. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any throat clogs? I mean, I guess it’s fun criticizing the bodily waste of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to cock rate threads.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shit. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the log roll steam, and starter on my diarrhea cream. What dumps do you take, other than “repost pics you shouldn't share”? I also get straight anus, and have a banging hot corn turd (She just blew out of my asshole; Shit was SO cash). You are all sagefags who should just clog yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my log

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The Logger ID:FDi+5lUG Fri 29 Dec 2017 23:56:18 No.3527714 Report

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Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx
>His anus is In contact with your lips
>Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures
>Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal log-line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth
>said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities
>He owns Nano-log R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Logdabots inside you right now
>He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit
>Nation states entrust their log reserves with him.
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your throat

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The Logger ID:FDi+5lUG Fri 29 Dec 2017 23:57:18 No.3527720 Report

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Andy’s fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Josh Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy’s existential catchphrase “Creamy Steamy Dreamy” which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Josh Dryden’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :)

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The Logger ID:FDi+5lUG Fri 29 Dec 2017 23:58:08 No.3527732 Report

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Our Logger,
whose anus is in contact with your lips,
Hallowed be thy colon;
Thy shitlog down your fucking throat come,
Thy will be dung
with turds, as it is with spicy diarrhea:
Give us this day our daily dump;
And forgive us our imperfect sphincter,
as we forgive those that choke on your feces,
And lead us not into the hands of Dani Filth,
But deliver us from the piss patrol:
For thine is the asshole over /b/ with a creamy, dreamy steamer,
the power over the cock raters, and the redditors
For ever and ever.
Logmen.

Somewhere beyond the sea
Somewhere waitin' for me
My Andy stands on golden sands
And watches the ships that go sailin'

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Anonymous ID:TAvxEGE/ Sat 30 Dec 2017 00:17:03 No.3527886 Report

Quoted By: >>3527937

>>3527664
>mfw I see my OC altered pasta reposted.

Log bless you Anonanus

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The Logger ID:FDi+5lUG Sat 30 Dec 2017 00:22:10 No.3527937 Report

Quoted By: >>3528003

>>3527886
LOGandl LOGumpf!

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Anonymous ID:TAvxEGE/ Sat 30 Dec 2017 00:29:38 No.3528003 Report

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>>3527937
Where is Animaterr Man these days?
He hasn't made a video for a while.
I hope those faggot logless shills haven't silenced him.

Mmm, just thinking about those creamdream steamloaves, slidding down my fucking maturity hole...

Anonymous

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