>>3533912The conversation doesn't stop after that, are all americans this bad at socialising?
If not having met in a while:
"Hello"
"Hello"
"What're you up to these days?"
Or if meeting more often it'll go more like this
"Hello"
"Hello"
"What's happening?"
"Just spoke with this american, they can't comprehend people saying hello to each other"
"Fucking idiots, anyway wanna go get something to eat?"
Alternatively:
"Hi, wanna get something to eat?"
"Fuck off"