[4 / 2 / ?]
Story #1: Daredevil left in tears after completing Sydney to Hobart solo in rubber dinghy
Some dickhead from Sydney has "braved" the 628 nautical mile journey to Tasmania in this year's Sydney to Hobart yacht race all by himself (NEETfags btfo) - in just his rubber dinghy. Mr Rykers completed the Sydney to Hobart in a Zodiac boat. It's 20 feet shorter than the smallest yacht in the field and has just 50 horsepower.
What a colossal pussy.
Story #2: Bakery owner's tearful apology after 17 customers struck down by salmonella outbreak
The owner of a bakery behind 17 confirmed cases of salmonella had made a tearful apology to its customers, pleading with the public to put their trust in his business once again. At least three people were hospitalised after eating chicken from the sandwich bar at Gawler South Bakery in Adelaide’s north. The shop’s owner, Nathan Assender, opened the doors today in an effort to stop his 50-year-old business from going under.
What the fuck kind of dick munching faggot cunt can't digest a raw fish? Honestly mate. Even the Swedes have more balls than you - be sad.
Story #3: Pauline Hanson ambushed by candidate's ownership of sex shop
From the sex shop's Facebook page:
"Good sex is in the grey area between a tickle fight and domestic violence."
"A blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease"
"I'm selling bras. Inbox a pic of your titties so I could see your size."
When asked to comment the owner said this:
"I'll have a look at it mate, it's an industry"
What a fuckin' legend.
See you cunts tomorrow for the next /28M8/.
Some dickhead from Sydney has "braved" the 628 nautical mile journey to Tasmania in this year's Sydney to Hobart yacht race all by himself (NEETfags btfo) - in just his rubber dinghy. Mr Rykers completed the Sydney to Hobart in a Zodiac boat. It's 20 feet shorter than the smallest yacht in the field and has just 50 horsepower.
What a colossal pussy.
Story #2: Bakery owner's tearful apology after 17 customers struck down by salmonella outbreak
The owner of a bakery behind 17 confirmed cases of salmonella had made a tearful apology to its customers, pleading with the public to put their trust in his business once again. At least three people were hospitalised after eating chicken from the sandwich bar at Gawler South Bakery in Adelaide’s north. The shop’s owner, Nathan Assender, opened the doors today in an effort to stop his 50-year-old business from going under.
What the fuck kind of dick munching faggot cunt can't digest a raw fish? Honestly mate. Even the Swedes have more balls than you - be sad.
Story #3: Pauline Hanson ambushed by candidate's ownership of sex shop
From the sex shop's Facebook page:
"Good sex is in the grey area between a tickle fight and domestic violence."
"A blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease"
"I'm selling bras. Inbox a pic of your titties so I could see your size."
When asked to comment the owner said this:
"I'll have a look at it mate, it's an industry"
What a fuckin' legend.
See you cunts tomorrow for the next /28M8/.
