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Anonymous ID:LWHlodxr Sun 31 Dec 2017 04:47:28 No.3544031 View View Reply Original Report

Share your odd masturbation stories, I'll start

>Get fitness watch for Christmas
>Try it out for exercise, it's pretty accurate with heart rate and calorie burn
>Feeling horny one day
>Idea.jpeg
>Start a workout on watch
>Beat till I nut in 5 minutes
>check my stats
>17 Calories
>114 Bpm average
>Proceed to contemplate suicide

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6nqFnDqx Sun 31 Dec 2017 04:49:15 No.3544045 Report

Quoted By: >>3544064 >>3544311

You only need 5 minuzes?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xouoybfQ Sun 31 Dec 2017 04:50:24 No.3544053 Report

Quoted By:

>>3544031
keep working out chad, one day you will get gf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LWHlodxr Sun 31 Dec 2017 04:51:44 No.3544064 Report

Quoted By:

>>3544045
Used my emergency flash drive

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PBQG7NkM Sun 31 Dec 2017 05:24:38 No.3544311 Report

Quoted By: >>3544314

>>3544045
i can nut in 5 min but its usually a shit nut

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6nqFnDqx Sun 31 Dec 2017 05:25:09 No.3544314 Report

Quoted By: >>3544337 >>3544354 >>3544389

>>3544311
How do you do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PBQG7NkM Sun 31 Dec 2017 05:28:16 No.3544337 Report

Quoted By: >>3544351

>>3544314
JACK

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6nqFnDqx Sun 31 Dec 2017 05:29:41 No.3544351 Report

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>>3544337
Sbarruh?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tvkDOhzA Sun 31 Dec 2017 05:29:55 No.3544354 Report

Quoted By:

>>3544314
Rub it as hard as you can and as fast as you can,like,2 full strokes per second.
Its really tiring though,so you might have to rest

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pk3w2CvC Sun 31 Dec 2017 05:30:43 No.3544368 Report

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>j*rk off
>put finger in b*tt
>feels good

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ve6QqoAv Sun 31 Dec 2017 05:32:01 No.3544389 Report

Quoted By: >>3544406

>>3544314
Just do prone masturbation and you can finish in like a minute.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tvkDOhzA Sun 31 Dec 2017 05:33:42 No.3544406 Report

Quoted By: >>3544433

>>3544389
I think I masturbate too often,I can only jizz when I prone masturbate now,rip
The last time I jizzed standing up,it took one full hour non-stop,not kidding

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ve6QqoAv Sun 31 Dec 2017 05:37:12 No.3544433 Report

Quoted By:

>>3544406
That's what happens when you jerk off one way for too long.
I have to stop jacking off for a week if I want to change how I do it usually.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RnVJ0ct6 Sun 31 Dec 2017 05:39:49 No.3544469 Report

Quoted By: >>3544486 >>3544501

>>3544031
>be younger version of me
>never cum before
>Uses lotion to masturbate for the 1st time
>pee pee gets hard
>pee pee twitches
> older sister barges in on me
>I shoot my first load onto her
>she closes the door behind her and says if I don't clean it off of her she's gonna beat me up
>"I don't wanna"
>she starts hitting me and smack my cock my mistake
>I cover my mouth trying not to yell in pain
>she jokingly says want me to kiss it to make it feel better
>young me is blushing, "but you're my sister"
>"I don't care anon"
>she gets on her knees and starts sucking
>I cum in her mouth
>she's horny and wants me to make her pussy feel better
>starts licking it
>she guides me to her "bean" and tells me to nibble and suck on it
>sister starts moaning and screaming
>sister cums in my face
>"oh no sis you peed on me"
>she tells me to plug the whole with my pee pee
>she puts her hands on my chest lays me back and starts riding me
>creampie.gif

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l3vkzwEF Sun 31 Dec 2017 05:41:49 No.3544486 Report

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>>3544469
H-hot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RnVJ0ct6 Sun 31 Dec 2017 05:43:39 No.3544496 Report

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sister still wants to suck her milkies here and there
I never decline

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ve6QqoAv Sun 31 Dec 2017 05:44:17 No.3544501 Report

Quoted By: >>3544507

>>3544469
pics or it didn't happen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RfL7FL3J Sun 31 Dec 2017 05:44:33 No.3544503 Report

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>around 11 years old, just discovered masturbation
>addicted as expected
>beating quietly under the table one day
>cum
>my dad thinks he spilled food, sees a shitload of cum
>hide my pee pee
>dad comes over to me
>makes me eat my own cum
>daddy makes me eat his cum
>cum
>get screeched at for gayposting
>get shot
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RnVJ0ct6 Sun 31 Dec 2017 05:45:21 No.3544507 Report

Quoted By:

>>3544501
I guess it didn't happen then :/

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